"quid pro quo. One hand washes the other, you scratch my back, I scratch yours"
"I know what it means. I'm just not sure why you're asking me?"
"me either. I guess we'll have to find out"
As always with my stories
There is smut
There is cursing
*I...
Hubby🥰💙: I did a thing Me: what kind of thing? Hubby🥰💙: a big thing Me: ...should I be scared? Hubby🥰💙: no… Me: answer your phone 😡 Hubby🥰💙: no. Hubby🥰💙: sending a pic of the thing Hubby🥰💙:
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Me: 😳😳 Me: okay. Well, low key, it's hot as fuck that you have a tattoo now. BUT she ain't even here yet 😩 Hubby🥰💙: I got another one too 👀 Me: oh god. What is it? I'm supposed to be making pizza right now Hubby🥰💙:
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Hubby🥰💙: do you like it? Me: Jesus fucking christ Taehyung, you're going to fucking kill me 🥵🥵🥴 Hubby🥰💙: love you 🥰🥰
"What better way to announce the fact that we're having a baby girl 👑🎀🎉🎊" -with Jungkook Jeon
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"Holy shit!!!!"
"Such a beautiful name!! 😍"
"Awww congratulations daddies!!! ♡♡♡♡♡"
"I can't wait to see her 😭😭"
"Ohmygod she's going to be so spoiled!"
"Did you guys adopt?"
"Aww my heart ❤🥰🥰"
"^^ they got a surrogate, congratulations 👏 you guys deserve all the happiness ❤"
"Why can't you guys just adopt me 😩😩"
"I wonder how Kathy feels 👀 she's probably ecstatic"
"I didn't think Tae could get any hotter, and then he gets a tattoo 🥵"
