Mike awoke in a prison cell. A PRISON CELL?
He looked down and realized that scott shapiro was no longer inside of him.
"Dang nabbit, they reverse vored that son of a bleep outta me"
Mike was very confused, so he got up to look in the mirror, and realized he had rapidly aged 50 years overnight. His skin was oily and blotchy and he had spindly grey hair that stuck to his scalp.
Mike was now even more confused, but then he saw a guard standing outside his cell, and decided to ask him what had happened.
"Howdy feller"
"Uhh, hey?"
"Uh, how the hell did I get in here.. Uh.. fine establishment."
"Well, the doctors found out you weren't actually pregnant, and you had murdered scott shapiro. He was sucking away your life which rapidly aged you, and now you look even shittier than usual. That help at all?"
"Sure." mike spat at the officer, and sat back down on his bunk.
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Four Monkees One Amphibian Bakery
Fanfictionthe monkees own a bakery where they make pastry for amphibians. their rival is a vegan man named Aidan mustard Gallagher, who owns the vegan Panera across the street.
