Aidan was embarrassed he had gotten caught. When he got back to the dumpster where he lived, he sat down on an empty mayo container and tried not to think about what had happened.
The funny thing about trying not to think of something, is that it only makes you think about it more.
Why had he left the closet door open? What did Davy think of him now? Would he be able to keep eating his toenails? Would he even be able to look at the British boy without remembering what he saw him do? Mind and heart racing, Aidan got up off the jar and made his way down to the Panera to start his first shift.
Aidan was about a block away from the green building when he saw a man in a skin tight red suit with furry ears running towards him with a pair of scissors. He barely had time to react when the man caught up to him and chopped off his pp.
" snip snap" the man said as he ran off.
"I'VE BEEN NEUTERED" Aidan screamed as he fell on the ground, writhing in agony.
The damn penis snatcher strikes again.
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Four Monkees One Amphibian Bakery
Fanfictionthe monkees own a bakery where they make pastry for amphibians. their rival is a vegan man named Aidan mustard Gallagher, who owns the vegan Panera across the street.
