Love A Forgetful Dumbass

Meet the Dumbass + 1 (Redone)

"Ay, so I don't know how to say this... but I'm a dumbass."

Name: (M/N)
Age: He forgot but definitely over a few hunded years.
Role: To watch people suck at life and he'd love to sleep.
Race: Half Adeptus.

Stats:
Dumbassery: 6/5
Strength: 4/5
Smarts: 0/5 (We're fukin dumbasses)
Cooking:4/5

Adeptus traits: A pair of horns and ears. It is debated on a tail that is said to be extremely fluffy but no human has lived to tell the tail. They don't usually show up unless he is genuinely feeling a strong emotion.

Other traits: Due to being an adeptus, he loves to eat a lot of random concerning food. Hence he needs special pills to regulate his hunger. Most people are interested in money but (M/N) wants all the primogems he can get.

Forgetfulness causes him mixes up names and events. His sleepiness comes from him lacking sleep and being unnecessarily worried deep down about a lot of things. He's quite relaxed outside so he doesn't bother people. He has connections to people he isn't aware of.

Physically, his neutral face makes him seem quite sleepy and bored, annoying people easily.

Love Interest: The dudes

Position: Powerbottom

"I'm not sorry, it seems you missed the part where I'm dumb as shit."

"I'd love a powernap."

"Who are you again?"

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Prologue:

"Isn't that the adventurer in the guild? Who's team is he in?" Someone asked.

"I heard he goes solo. No wonder it takes so long for his missions." The other replied.

"Isn't that just because he gets lost or is he just dumb?"

...

"Who needs 30 sweet flowers? Ah, wait was that for me? I can't remember. I can't even count." The sigh could be heard from (M/N)'s lips, a scowl forming on his face after whacking another whopper flower.

"Big brother in law!" A child yelled excitedly.

"Oh the child, how's it going?" The tail raised slightly, a soft smile on (M/N)'s face. A bit of a sleepy look that made his brows furrow. Clearly, he just woke up. He wasn't an early morning per say, but he did his best to be in a good mood with his usual caffeinated drink.

"I planted a bomb in your house!" The child gleefully exclaimed with an innocent grin.

Throwing her hands in the air and running up to him. She stood on her tippy toes to grab his hand that was rough and large compared to hers, she was dragging him along. (M/N) was a bit too sleepy to understand.

"Sounds pretty great...I think- wait!" The ears flinched backwards in disapproval. He finally woke up a bit more and picked up Klee.

The male with (H/C) colour hair and bright eyes realised that his home was in danger but he forgot the way to his house. He somehow did make his way back before quickly finding the bomb using his elemental sight so he could yeet the bomb out of the window where soon after, it exploded. A large dust cloud left behind. A sad child now by his side. Her face looking to the ground as she shook her bag with Dodoco on it.