Love A Forgetful Dumbass

Kazzoo Man +39 (Redone)

"You dare take my time away from him."
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"Lime? What are you doing?"

(M/N) wondered what she was up to as she looked over Liyue. She said she was feeling good but he was still worried. Paimon was adorable with her inspirational speech. At least the flying fairy could boost morale. Lumine knew she needed to find that god. Turning to (M/N), she knew he wasn't the best at remembering details since he spent half his life forgetting the trauma but it was worth a shot.

"Do you know of a god with white long flowing hair and golden eyes?" Lumine asked.

"...I can't remember but I was punished once for going against Celestia. I call her the False God ir Unknown God." (M/N) told.

"What did you try to do?" Lumine asked.

"Help the people of Kheanri'ah... They weren't saints but there were innocent children. You can try asking the archons but they won't tell you much...most keep a tight lip on what happened." (M/N) explained.

(M/N) suddenly felt unsafe again and it wasn't because of Lumine, it was Paimon. Her staring was slightly unnerving but he brushed that off.

"Why can you speak about it more than them then?" Paimon asked.

"Because I'm not an archon. I wasn't that dumb. I knew by trying to go for the throne of my element, I would have ties to Celestia. I have a theory that Ice Queen is taking them all to gain the power and start her rebellion against the higher ups. They couldn't punish me because I was never under their thumb but still... I bit more than I could chew and I paid the price." (M/N) remembered.

Lumine felt glad for his honest answer. This was the most important piece of information she has gotten. She was grateful that he was finally able to remember such things but she wondered why Paimon seemed so curious, slightly unnerving. It didn't matter, she was getting clues and he was being honest. Paimon snapped out of it and they finally went to meet up with Atsuko at the harbour but (M/N) somehow despite keeping a keen gaze on Lumine, got lost. The crowd mostly pushing the two in different directions.

"How bad is my sense of direction...? I knew I failed geography lessons for a reason."

Ah, he could find his way back but for now, he was going to wander. Maybe see Cendol and Carrot boy. Forget it, there wasn't a point for (M/N) as he strolled down the streets to the harbour, collecting his empty thoughts. He couldn't remember too far back but it was becoming clearer. Guizhong was a previous friend... well more so platonic soulmates if anything. She was a beautiful lady inside and out. She still is.

Something did go wrong or was it a series of events that built up to a grand finale where he got severely punished by a god. He hated falling for a reason.

When he met up with Lumine and Paimon, he got scolded for somehow wandering off. It was funny to see Paimon try to bite him. Hah, the emergency food cannibalising food. Through waypoints, they ended up at one of the smaller islands of that stone forest that sealed away so many gods all those years ago. Osial being one of them. Well (M/N) couldn't stand that god, he liked to make wet jokes too often.

"(M/N), I have a question... how come I don't have a vision?" Lumine asked.

"Didn't you say that the Unknown God fought you? Maybe she's a part of the top of Celestia. Remember, archons don't give out visions. They're recognised by Celestia." (M/N) informed.

"Really? How come you have one?" Paimon piped up.

"Maybe they recognised me once too but I'm pretty sure they no longer do because this is beyond faulty. Unless I'm too stupid to use Dendro." (M/N) joked.

"Do you remember anything about Inazuma?" Paimon continued.

"Clogs... giant snake? Tengu, weird Tanuki god, something about a hairbrush with that god. Corruption? Oh! And Beezlebub! Foxes too, a mini cute pink one, I used to hold her a lot!" (M/N) gushed.

"Paimon didn't understand at all. Beezlebub?"

"Yeah! Ei had a weird name, many names. She can pull a sword out from her boobs."

Safe to say, Paimon didn't understand anything while Lumine was secretly working out the logistics of how to pull out a sword from her boobs... she was too flat though. So was Amber. Maybe Lisa could, is that why she was an electro user? Well, she didn't have time to dwell right now. They had to get to the Alcor. It was much harder with (M/N) who didn't want to glide but they managed since he swam. Sure he was wet afterwards but he really didn't want to glide.

A beautiful woman with long hair and a unique Liyue outfit more catered towards a pirate awaited them.

"Hmm? Who've we got here... Wait I know you. You're that traveller, the one that fought against the Fatui and Osial right?"

"My reputation precedes me."

"Haha, Nigguang told me about you.'A traveller of great insight and remarkable skill saved Liyue.' she said. And you must be (M/N)... I feel like this isn't the first time we've met." Beidou wholeheartedly stated.

Ningguang was a hard woman to please so praise from her is high praise indeed. Beidou had to come and meet the traveller, accidentally calling Paimon a floating thing. As she retaliated, hiding behind (M/N), someone came down from the sails.

From just appearances, (M/N) thought he was a rather beautiful man with his complimentary white and red yukata against his snow white hair. An odd strand of red that resembled the beautiful maple leaves. An Anemo vision too. Bandaged hands that stood out.

The first words that came flying out his mouth were oddly poetic, saying Paimon and Lumine smelled like the stars. Then, (M/N) saw those pretty eyes, he was a sucker for cool eyes. He really couldn't understand a word the man was saying though. It seemed as if he was speaking like flowers could blossom. Luckily, Beidou gave an introduction. Kaedehara Kazuha.

"Kazoo... Kaz. That's your name now." (M/N) shortened.

"Ah, you're the ever so radiant and omnipresent force that can cause the strongest tremors to rupture into a beautiful field of flowers. How divine, word has traveled around quite a bit like the leaves in the wind." Kazuha eloquently spoke.

"...Am I really this stupid or did he just spout some nonsense?" (M/N) couldn't understand.

"Don't worry about it, it's just the way he talks." Beidou said.

"Not exactly but I'm very willing to tell you all of what I meant while drinking some fine Sake." Kazuha spoke.

"He's taken." Lumine interjected.

"Oh, that's not new news to hear, after all the Archons favour him more than I will ever know but I will not give into those rumours." Kazuha smoothly said.

Did (M/N) sign himself up for another problem? Who was this guy?

A/N: Kazuha be smooth but dont be fooled! Thanks for reading!

Ghost hug,

Byeee.

Updated a/n: hii!