Love A Forgetful Dumbass

Qixing +28 (Redone)

"I've decided to ride you." The half wolf smiled.

"Go right ahead (M/N), show me what you've got." Aether smirked softly.

"Your highness?"

"Nothing, just day dreaming. I should get back to work."
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[Zhongli]

"Where am I? Oh, I'm naked. I hope I didn't fuck last night." (M/N) woke up, unworried before yawning, sleepy smile on his face.

"Don't worry, you did not. You were black out drunk but you weren't doing anything rather scandalous, in fact, you were quite the hugger." I commented, remembering the events of yesterday.

"That's hilarious! I hope I was tolerable, Zucchini?" (M/N) laughed as he finished his sentence.

"Indeed, but you did say a lot of funny things yesterday. Something about Morax and Guizhong?" I tried prying but (M/N) looked dumbfounded.

"Sorry, I never met them." He replied honestly.

"I see, I have some tea if you'd like. Are you going to question how you ended up naked?" I asked.

"Let me guess, I warmed up and found it to be too hot and threw off my clothes?" He guessed which put a small smile on my face.

"No." I rejected.

"I stripped to show off my chest and compare it?" (M/N) suggested.

"You've done that? My answer is no." I was highly impressed and amused before rejecting again.

"Eh, wouldn't be the first time. Comparing dick sizes? A competition of some sort?" (M/N) shrugged off casually before making another wild guess.

"I'm wondering the things you've done before when drunk. My answer is still no." I replied.

"I wanted to take a shower and stripped but fell asleep? Hopefully I didn't trip and slam face first into the floor." (M/N) sighed as if he could recall himself doing that.

"No you were looking at yourself in the mirror. You're quite judgmental about your physique, a bit too critical about yourself." I answered.

"Oh, I forgot about that. I wouldn't worry too much. At least I didn't start dance stripping. Can I borrow your bathroom?" (M/N) yawned.

The fact that he wasn't too bothered by me seeing his upper body as he left to take a shower was somewhat unnerving. I had to wonder how many times he's ended up naked this way before. I nearly choked on my cup of tea when I saw his back. That was a really good back, well toned and it set off something within me but I was more worried about all those scars. He noticed myself staring at him before laughing and saying they were mostly just dumb things he's done with Boreas and from fighting. Some didn't look like they were from fights. The ones on one side of his look like the skin had been dug into.

My mind briefly wondered if I could leave my own marks behind.

His front body was just as good looking. Toned abs from constantly fighting. A chest that had nice pectoral muscles and cute nipples. My eyes widened when I saw he had nipple piercings. Is that the small parts of metal I could feel? I was heavily focused on them and had to admit... they looked very appetising on him. I wonder if I could pull on it. It was so hard to see them last night but now that I could, I think it was hard to keep my mind straight.