Love A Forgetful Dumbass

Scaramouche +15 (Redone)

Past Incident Unlocked:
"Who let that scum get away?!"

"Suck it shortie!"
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(M/N) stuck out his tongue as pulled down his bottom eyelid at the short male with indigo hair and a handsome face. The indigo eyes that had red eyeliner so beautifully done glared at the person who took off running with his vision and gnosis. He was going to kill that person. He had already tried to strike the attractive boy down but he couldn't keep up with the rather exceptional speed and physical build the person had. He ended up dismissing his subordinates to chase after the boy, where he was lead to the ruins.

"Scaramouche, Scaramouche will you do the fandango?" (M/N) yelled while singing out, swaying his arms around.

"Come back here!" Scaramouche lost his temper.

"Hm, no, I don't want to, hehe. Suck it shortie!" (M/N) replied.

Scaramouche clenched his fists as he yelled out to (M/N) that was messing with him. His lips twitched upwards and curled to form a smirk before he took a step back to regain his composure. He held back a laugh as he saw (M/N) on one of the broken pillars. The rain was pouring down heavily too. It was the perfect chance to take him down but suddenly (M/N) threw forward Scaramouche's vision, following up with his gnosis. Scaramouche lunged forward with elegance and caught it. He look bewildered until he saw that smug smirk on (M/N)'s face as he looked down on Scaramouche.

"Hehe, you're too cute Scar." (M/N) teased aloud, jumping down.

"What was that all about?" Scaramouche had to refrain himself from getting angry.

"You were berating your subordinates so I wanted you to loosen up. Relax, I hate visions anyways. They're stupid." (M/N) laughed walking up to Scaramouche.

Never had Scaramouche wanted to strike down someone so fast. He wanted to beat the other up but he also wanted to kiss those smug lips. Kiss them till the other struggled to breathe, force him to his knees so Scaramouche wouldn't have to look up anymore. Instead, he kept on a foul scowl which made (M/N) laugh at his demeanour. He didn't like it when (M/N) backed off but he would never say that. He felt his hat come off his head before seeing (M/N) try it on which didn't fit him.

"I'm mister angry and I love being a dick to my friends even though I should be nicer!" (M/N) tried to imitate Scaramouche's voice.

Quickly, Scaramouche went in to punch (M/N) but the other moved out of the way in time, grabbing Scaramouche's wrist before holding his arm up. That darn smile had to be wiped off (M/N)'s face but the other backed off again, this time staying away. Scaramouche never saw his annoying rascal near Monstadt, after that. Where did he go?

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Present Time:

"Treasure hunting, primos and mora."

This last particular task from the daily commissions was simple. Defeat a group of treasure hoarders so why did the fatui boy have to join (M/N) on his journey. Not that he could complain since the rewards would still be the same but he was just wondering what Childe's purpose was following him. At least the two had similar types of energies, both quite cheerful except (M/N) would be chaotically good with a bubbly personality. Childe was a happy, easy person to get along with but he was good at being chaotic.

"Stay here, I'll show you my worth." Childe said with a shit eating grin.

"But I don't need you to." (M/N) blankly said.