Love A Forgetful Dumbass

Liyue Relaxation +31 (Redone)

"I'm mad."
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"Signora? Sign... that'll be her name. She seems like fun." (M/N) laughed while Paimon paled.

"She is anything but fun. Farewell, girlie. Solnishko, I'll be back soon." Childe waved off.

"Sure, bring your friends, they're really funny and cute. Childe, take care of yourself, you hot bastard." (M/N) smiled genuinely offering his hopes of Childe's safety.

"You said his name." Zhongli noted.

"Sorry I mean Chili boy or should I call you ginger, maybe gingy. Ginger tea..." (M/N) hummed.

"Is your mind always thinking of food names?" Paimon questioned.

"Food is life. Also, that's funny coming from you." (M/N) said.

Afterwards, (M/N) decided to leave since he started feeling rather uncomfortable with Zhongli around. Maybe they were really close and they had a bump in their questionable friendship. It would explain half his headaches since if his memory problems started with him wanting to forget. He wondered what a well mannered Zhongli could do? He strolled out before anyone could even bid him farewell.

"Aight, first order of business is to check in on my first child. The nicest most polite one."

That's what (M/N) was planning on doing before a Fatui member dropped a letter in his hand. It was from his one and only Fandango boy who had to go back. A bag of mora was provided as a possible apology. (M/N) refused to believe that was Scaramouche since that man never did apologise.

In fact, that man was possibly poorly described as a small, angry lightning ball that was murderous. Still, maybe he felt guilty for exploiting his weakness like that. He still highly doubted it though. (M/N) huffed when he spotted a choker inside, it wouldn't be the first time Scaramouche had gotten him such an item but he never really wore them unless he felt cute which was very often.

This one had a black fabric that would tie around the neck with a weird purple gemstone. It shined weirdly but still alluringly. He would wear it sometime if he could find a suitable outfit. He left to see Qiqi afterwards who was hidden behind the counter, drinking coconut milk. She came forward and offered one up to (M/N), even stretching her arms and standing on her tippy toes to try and reach half of his height. He smiled at her before picking her up and kissing the top of her head while she continued sipping coconut milk.

"Thank you, Qiqi feels happy to see you. Qiqi isn't lonely but Qiqi likes to see you." Qiqi melted.

"I like seeing you too, you make me very happy. Were you scared earlier? Did the waves reach us to here?" (M/N) worried.

"No, its safe. You always bring people to fix stuff and you would come get Qiqi if it got bad." Qiqi said.

"Well, my sweet (M/N) is here, you've come to check in on our child?" Baizhu stepped into the conversation.

"Yes, how are you? Is your health fine?" (M/N) asked.

"Yes for now, or should I say I'm terribly under the weather? Will you give me attention that way?" Baizhu alluded to.

"Yes, but you aren't sick right now but if you are, I'll keep you company. I've done so before. Qiqi sweetie, could you go do some stretching? Baizhu and I will join you soon?" (M/N) said.