The escort for the Doctor had arrived at the Charon Excavation Site, currently overlooking it.
Sarge: Hm. . . It seems deserted.
Tucker: I've heard that one before.
Allison: They probably got the hell out the second we hit their base.
Emily: Or maybe they're at lunch. I'm hungry.
Tucker: How do we know for sure?
Ruby: Allison, give us a scan-
The Blue Soldier stood atop a rock that elevated him higher than the others.
Caboose: IS ANYBODY STILL HERE?!?!?
Everyone: Caboose!
Caboose: WHAT?! OH, SORRY! Uh, sorry.
Sarge: You big Blue idiot! You'll give away our position. *walks to the ledge* If you're here, just ignore that last bit!
Ruby: *facepalms*
Tucker: Nice save, Sarge.
Ruby: Allison?
Allison: Scanning-
Emily: Wait! I wanna try something. Caboose, can you tell Freckles to run a thermal scan of the base?
Ruby: He can do that?
Emily: We're about to find out.
Caboose: Oh, yes. Umm. . . Hey, Freckles?
Freckles: Yes, Captain Caboose?
Caboose: Oh, yes, er, Freckles, um. . . Could you go ahead and give me a thermal. . . sweater. . . to the base. . . thing?
Freckles: Affirmative.
The Blue Soldier aimed his Assault Rifle at the base and the scan began.
Tucker: Heat scanners AND Google translate, nice.
Emily: If you put the brain of a killing machine into an Assault Rifle. . . you don't cut corners!
Sarge: Did you give it control over the safety?
Allison: Please tell us you gave it control over the safety.
Freckles: Affirmative. Also, I heard that.
Sarge: Woah! *backs up*
Emily: Don't worry, my tests determined that it was actually safer to give Freckles full control of the rifle, rather than Caboose.
Ruby: You didn't need to test that to figure that out.
Tucker: How did you even test it?
Emily: I gave Caboose the rifle for about five seconds.
Tucker: Makes sense.
Emily: What a busy day at the hospital that turned out to be!
Ruby: Wait. What happens if he pulls the trigger?
Emily: It releases confetti and makes a fun party sound!
Said sound is what they immediately heard.
Caboose: Tucker did it. . .
They then found themselves right next to the enemy base, the Aqua Soldier exiting it and rejoining the others.
Tucker: Yup. The place is definitely deserted.
Sarge: We already knew that.
Tucker: Yeah, but I just wanted to make extra-sure. You know, for extra-safety. . . Oh look, you finished moving all of Gray's tools without me! Man. . . Bum-FUCK! Ow! What the hell?!
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: The Finale
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! With the people of Chorus united, the Reds and Blues have only one final threat to handle, Charon and it's mercenaries. . . . The OC Ruby Andria belongs to me. Red Vs Blue belongs to "Rooster Teeth."
