Intercom: Paging Doctor Wooten. Doctor Wooten to the OR. Doctor Wooten?
Within the hospital, Emily and Donut stood before the purple medic.
Donut: Then it turned out Felix was evil, so we exposed the truth, stopped the civil war, and now we're fighting to send a distress call to Earth!
Doc: And at no point. . . during any of this. . . did you realize I was missing?
The doctor and Pink Soldier shared a glance.
Donut: Apparently not!
O'Malley: ARGH!!!!!!!! I will destroy you all for your insufferable ignorance!
Emily: Ooh! This is certainly the most vocal split personality I've ever seen. But I suppose an eternity in isolation will do that to you. Tell me, Mr. O'Malley, when you say you wish to, "destroy us all," what exactly do you think you mean by that?
O'Malley: I mean you will cease to exist! You will all die by my hand! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Really, it's quite self explanatory.
Emily: Well, I think there is some serious issue here we're just started the get ahold of! Nothing a little electroshock therapy couldn't fix. . .
O'Malley: HA. . .! I beg your pardon?
She charged up her scanner.
Emily: After you, handsome.
Doc: W-Wait! Can't we talk about this?
Donut: We're gonna fix you right up, Doc! Where should I stick the thermometer?
Doc: Uh. . . I think I'd like to get a second opinion!
He took off!
Emily: We got a RUNNER!
She and Donut gave chase as Ruby smiled at their antics. Beside her was the Cyan Soldier and her AI.
Church: Finally! Some freakin' quiet. . . Hey, wanna see if she left her prescription pad?
Rachel: We need to talk. . .
Church: Oh. . . Yeah. . .
Ruby: You can have that talk after I'm done talking to you, *glares* Rachel. . .
Church: Someone's in trouble.
Her glare shifted to him.
Church: I'msorryma'am.
*With the Reds and Blues*
The core Reds and Blues, along with Sister, were organizing a Fed and a Rebel's meeting.
Simmons: *sighs* Alright, let's try this again.
Delta: That is unwise.
Simmons: *ignores Delta* First, we start with a friendly handshake.
The rebel, Palomo, faced the Fed before spitting.
Palomo: Devil man.
Fed 1: Did you just spit inside your helmet?
Palomo: Take yourself. . . and fuck yourself. . . with yourself.
Fed 1: . . . What?
Palomo: Exactly!
Tucker: *sighs* Why did leave the hospital for this?
Simmons: Well, it's a step up from assault and battery.
Kaikaina: I had to use one of Ruby's shock rounds for that.
Palomo: He provoked me!
Fed 1: You Rebels are all fucking nuts.
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: The Finale
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! With the people of Chorus united, the Reds and Blues have only one final threat to handle, Charon and it's mercenaries. . . . The OC Ruby Andria belongs to me. Red Vs Blue belongs to "Rooster Teeth."
