The Reds and Blues stood before Doc within the Armory.
Doc: So, you think you can just send me to another dimension, forget my very existence, and then expect me to help you when you're in trouble.
Sarge: Yes.
Doc: . . . Finally! All I ever wanted was to be included.
O'Malley: *laughs* This is why no one respects you.
Doc: Come on, O'Malley! Don't be such a Negative Nancy.
O'Malley: If you had a dog, it'd chew through its leash, and run into traffic.
Simmons: Hey, I had a dog that did that!
Grif/Kaikaina: Surprising no one.
Washington then arrived.
Wash: There you are! What the hell have you all been doing?
Tucker: Oh, just a little thing we like to call "saving the planet."
Wash: We've got Kimball's men threatening to leave the capital, while Doyle's forces are setting up a perimeter to keep them in! If we don't act soon, we're gonna have another civil war on our hands!
Sarge: Don't you worry your pretty little yellow striped head. Wash, we've got everything under control.
Wash: HOW?!?!
Doc: An honest and down to earth counseling session.
Wash: . . . What?
*Moments Later - War Room*
Doc: A counseling session! Just you two and your closest friends, here to talk and support you.
Kimball and Doyle were before the purple medic with the Reds and Blues, all but Ruby, Rachel, and Lopez behind them.
Kimball: This is a waste of time.
Doyle: I concur. . .
Doc: See? You're already agreeing on things. The system works!
South/Wash: We are so very sorry. . .
Doc: Okay, let's start things off with a little role play, shall we?
Donut: Oh yeah! Dibs on police officer!
Simmons: What. . .?
Doc: Come on, don't be shy. Look, it's easy! *turns around* Grif, why don't you pretend to be me, and I'll pretend to be you.
Grif: Uh. . . Hey everybody, look at me, I'm Doc.
O'Malley: And I'm Dexter Grif, reporting for duty. Oh wait, never mind. . . I forgot that I'm a worthless sack of human excrement, that wouldn't be caught dead following orders, because I'm too busy wishing my parents loved me as much as my sister! *laughs*
Kaikaina: Ouch.
O'Malley: Maybe if I had a stable father figure growing up, I wouldn't be so opposed to order. But I guess that's just what happens when your mother turns tricks behind the elephant cages back at the circus! *laughs* Here Dex, have some more cotton candy! *laughs*
Everyone: . . . . . . . .
Grif: It was a nice circus. . .
Kaikaina: It really was.
She pat him on the back.
Doc: Oh. . . gosh. Sorry about that, maybe we should try something else.
Sarge: I don't know, I think we're making progress.
Kaikaina: Shut up.
*Crash Site Alpha - Tartarus*
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: The Finale
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! With the people of Chorus united, the Reds and Blues have only one final threat to handle, Charon and it's mercenaries. . . . The OC Ruby Andria belongs to me. Red Vs Blue belongs to "Rooster Teeth."
