Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: The Finale

Chapter 8 Test Your Might

The main army heading towards Crash Site Alpha made a stop at the Fueling Station, the Reds being stationed next to their vehicle.

Sarge: Now look, the fact of the matter is the ability to fly north, and only north, is just gonna lead to more problems than it solves.

Simmons: Thank you!

Grif: Whatever, this road trip sucks!

Sarge: Nonsense! Road trips are an inherent part of the Red Team experience! Enjoy the exotic sights and sounds of this beautiful, albeit war-torn, land.

Grif: It's a gas station. . . that we've been to before! Seriously, there's like three places to go on the whole planet!

Wash began to move toward them.

Wash: Alright, almost time to hit the road again.

Simmons: Any word from the away team?

Wash: They found some sort of giant alien temple shooting pure energy into the sky.

Grif: *sighs* What'd I tell ya? Blue team problems.

Wash: You know, I think it's really admirable that you all chose to stay and fight for the people of Chorus. . .

Simmons: Oh, thanks Wash.

Wash: When I first met you all, I honestly thought you'd never amount to anything. . . but, you've really proven me wrong.

Grif: Uhhh. . . Cool? Thanks, dude.

Wash: Sure, you may not be the most conventional soldiers, but no matter the challenge, you always manage to find a way to come out on top. And that's something really special. . .

Sarge: What's going on with you?

Wash: Me? Nothing.

Simmons: No, you're acting really weird.

Wash: I just want you all to know how much I appreciate-

Kaikaina: *yells* He's fucking lying! He already pulled that shit on me!

Wash: What?!

Grif: You think we're gonna fucking die!

Wash: No, I don't!

Grif: No, you do, you definitely do! You're getting all sentimental and shit!

Wash: No, guys. Come on, you'll be fine! I've got total faith in you. You're some of the best soldier I ever knew.

Simmons: What the fuck is that past tense bullshit?!?!

Wash: Look, I just want you to know, I'm proud of you. I'm sure if you stick together, you'll be okay. What unit are you in?

Sarge: Volunteered for the front lines!

Wash: Oh. . .

Grif: You WHAT?!?!?

Simmons: Sarge!

Wash: Well. . . look on the bright side. . .

Reds: . . . . . .

Grif: You know if you say that, you're supposed to follow it up with the bright side!

Wash: I know. . .

*Jungle Temple*

Allison/Church: A true warrior. . .?

Emily: Of physical strength, and mental clarity.

They stood a few feet away from the beacon.

Tucker: Well, then it's a good thing I'm here!

Ruby: Aw, that's adorable.