Cloud AU's

🎲VATS🎲

Vongola was holding it's Annual Talent Show.
The same kind with which they've faced off against Cavallone and the Varia before.
Only this time, all close alliances are invited and everyone is allowed to participate if they wish. Meaning Varia, Cavallone, Shimon, Millefiore and the Arcobaleno were invited. CEDEF members were allowed to watch along with the Staff.

The rules were simple:
1st) At least 4 people per Famiglia need to show something.
2nd) They can't show something someone else has done prior.
3rd) Objections after the participants were chosen are invalid.
4th) If ~6 people nominate someone who hadn't volunteered they are to perform.
5th) No killing other contestants or Civillians before, during or after the event.

6th) Try to have fun and respect each other.

(Tsuna felt the need to add the last 2 rules).

The Varia did their usual...
Xanxus went to 'show how he can hit his subordinates heads with anything'.
Also hitting/ piercing Fran's Frog hat to see who'd receive the biggest reaction from him.
It turned out to be with Belphegor.

'Xanxus reminded of someone throwing a hissy fit...'

'Is the kid's head made out of foam, like seriously...?'

- They received 124 points.

Then came the Millefiore.
Byakuran showed them his inhuman stomach by eating up to 30 Marshmallow bags during his time limit - it was 10min.
3 bags under 1 minute.... Ok~ay,
Nobody ask or comment on that.
Though the question remained if the Marshmallows could somehow be transferred to a parallel Byakuran, but it was accepted as a show of talent regardless.
Zakuro came as a surprise with performing step dancing.
Torikabuto was a shocker though.
He made himself appear handsome with Mist flames while still hiding their usage astoundingly well.

'Wow, this is becoming weird again...'

- 178points.

After them was Shimon.
Tsuna preyed they would return to normal stuff now; his prayers were minusculy answered.
Enma gave them a cute show, he used his gravitational spheres to perform tricks with cats he attracted. After that Julie basically made the surroundings turn into a beach and sandgolems appear that worked like actual staff. Adelheid froze them shortly after,
not just with her flames but also by hitting such a high note with her voice that the sand-turned-ice-golems shattered like glass, including Xanxus' Premium wine bottle.

Tsuna had to give the three (not Enma) a 'Primo Edition' timeout before anyone else would join their fight, namely his own Guardians and the rest of Varia.

- 153 points.

Followed by Vongola.
Chrome showed how she can stop a fight between Mukuro and Kyoya(!) just by telling them something mentally to which the boys progressively wavered, started to sweat and eventually stopped and stepped away from her and each other. It was quite a show, Fon voiced how he would love to know how she did it...
As did Tsuna for obvious reasons.

Surprisingly, Giannini went next.
Unsurprisingly, he went to show off the 'improved' Bazooka of the Bovinos aka Lambo's... which he'd taken without permission, again.
He attempted to hit himself, but it got out of his hold when Lambo tried to stop him by electrocuting him before he could do so.
Lambo then attempted to catch the flying Bayooka, but instead only managed to further hit it off when his horns collided with it...

Catapulting it straight at Tsuna.

Tsuna had ignored it due to thinking it would hit Lambo, as usual and from experience.
But contrary to his expectations, as usual, he was dragged out of his musings by an alarm blaring in his head thanks to his dead ancestors gift of weather prediction and screams of his name. He barely had time to say his goodbye to the others by waving his hand and showing a nervous and crooked, gummy smile at the others whose eyes widened at the sight.