Cloud AU's

#DrunkCloud

Skull gets drunk, downright wasted on a party held by the Millefiore. Unexpectedly, he becomes sassy towards everyone and... behaves like he's high on something.

Telling them after Reborn asks him, if he is actually capable of doing something since he got drunk after downing 1 glass of wine - which he'd collapsed and woke up drunk from afterwards: "Putting up with you!" and that they are very "supersilious"...

Most of them needed a translation for that word, so they looked at the greenhaired scientist. Verde informed them in a clipped tone it meant 'condescending & patronising'.
They were surprised he knew such a word and it's meaning. He was usually an idiot.

He then mumbles something,
Fran had been the closest at the time and heard him mumble about something unexpected: "How to get away with murder... First: Choose a location, etc."
Fran got Bel to hear it as it was educational... before telling them Skull was apparently studying up on becoming an assassin.

Skull suddenly starts singing '100 digits of Pi', successfully unsettling them - most of all Verde. By then, it was clear that it would become an unforgettable night as well as horror for the attendees.
A lot of them cringed,
even Xanxus and Byakuran.

Fon opened his eyes in full-blown shock while his nephew suddenly jumped from the roof and escaped on Roll, his box animal. Bermuda had, with all his experience and undead patience, only opened up a portal and said that he'd take his leave, not wanting to see the end of this madness.

Then Skull snatched Xanxus' premium winebottle out of his hand, downed it in one gulp making Squalo whisper with an ashen face that complimented his already pearly white hair: "Voooi, that's creepy" while Xanxus was both angry and frustrated, but too apprehensive to currently approach the thief.

He then sang the muffin song and each time he said 'I wanna die' Xanxus and Reborn would fucking chant 'let's make it come true' while pointing their guns at him, Tsuna and Uni screaming 'NO!' in the back before Skull suddenly spouted about Pies and they joined in with jolly enthusiasm, making their Guardians shout: "Hime/ Tsuna, etc. No!!"

Skull then shouted 'Inside of every demon is a Rainbow' making few glance at Reborn in particular and sweatdrop at his listings... if they hadn't already fled from the monstrosity that was the drunk Cloud Arcobaleno.
Lastly, he sang 'I'm on a sugarcrush' on the roofs railings...... before literally and successfully crashing on both Mukuro and Byakuran who then (sadly) kissed under his weight. Gokudera and Takeshi blocked Chrome's view of the scene while trying to also block the others' in a kind of triangle fashion. It was a 'blind triangle' of Vongola Guardians so to say, involving a Storm, Rain and female half Mist. Lambo and I-Pin covered each other's eyes seeing the other three doing the same.

The Vindice and Varia, along with a few singular guest had by then long since exited the ensuing... spectacle.
It was going in a progressively weird direction. The kind even they can't handle or want to even remotely deal with.

Speaking of weird but not unexpected, Uni and Enma had filmed the whole thing from Skull's 1st crash to his 2nd.
They planned on ripping off a lot of people... Though Tsuna got a picture with the the male Mist and Mare kissing for free for some unknown reason.

(Nearly the whole Mafia World didn't know that Tsuna kept a photoalbum about all kinds of interesting, if not downright embarrassing and horrific
events his friends and family had been subjected to.
It helps when he's frustrated...
and is his stash of blackmail even his tor-tutor isn't exempt from!)

When Skull woke up two days later he was chained and wrapped up with tape, rope, chains (as well as bandages) to a hospital bed. He felt tired and burnt both ways - emotionally and physically.
He was banned from drinking anything alcoholic ever again.
- - Except for when he's alone,
not with or near any of them or being interrogated by the enemy ('?') was added as an afterthought, a silent glee on the faces of those who heard and were in favor of that plan.

So if anyone laughed about the Cloud Arcobaleno only ever being allowed to drink juice, water and child wine (like Robby Bubbles) during a ball or meeting held by the Vongola Alliance, they should be aware that there's a reason dangerous things are kept on a leash and away from the guests, especially those that can't be controlled. Which is saying something around the top figures of the Italian Underworld.

If they didn't follow that rule they will literally have one of the other Arcobaleno hound them out with the rest guiding (quickly restraining + dragging) the Cloud into an underground training room and locking him in there under the supervision of 3 Gola Mosca's.

Alcohol can be very dangerous for one's health. In the Mafia this is often more so true for those having to babysit those who are intoxicated.