A Girl's Guide Book

5sos

{random shit about how i got into loving a band of "punkrock" dorks}

Hello kids, welcome to story time with me!! I shall tell you from the start of how i was introduced to 5sos and everything. Obviously its a long story, because if it was short i wouldn't be writing about it ha. I hope you have fun reading my autobiography about 5sos. Like give me an Oscar or a Grammy Award because that made nooo sense. And i can't get an Oscar or Grammy Award for something like that wtf am i thinking bye continue have fun yay.

It all started 2 years ago. Or 3 i don't know but anywayyy, me and my best friend (and another best friend that isn't my best friend anymore so we'll call her "NBF" not best friend. rememeber her cuz she's important). So me and jay (my best friend lmao this is so weird like titling everyone as my best friend and not best friend, carry on) so me and her and NBF were just hanging out on lunch and talking until jay said something like "There's this new band 5sos oh my god their so hot!!".

That time they were fetus, luke had no lip ring ;)) So she said they released a new song "Try Hard" and it was amazing and cute af. So obviously i went home and looked up (on google) "5sos". Obviously, they had no Google wikipedia or anything and no info about them which already tell you that they were just a youtube band covering One Direction.

I remember looking at Michael and thinking "I wanna touch his hair". Something that i'll probably always remember is that when i got mixed up with ashton and luke. They both shares the same hairstyle and as i said, Luke had no lip ring so you didn't have anything about him to tell you the difference between the two.

So i started to look for pictures and songs and immediately i fell in love. It really was unhealthy though...like someone would say something like "5sos are getting bigger" and i'd take out a pocket knife and direct it in their face.

Then a few days later, still no one knew who they were. I started to notice the difference between ashton and luke mainly because luke got a lipring and changed his hair style and because everytime i looked at ashton my female parts would start to tingle. As i said, it was unhealthy.

She Looks So Perfect was released a month or two after and by that time i would start to cry at the mention of their name. They got under my skin and honestly, I felt as if i loved them more than breathing.

Ashton drumming to She Looks So perfect and michael and calum and luke singing and giving you those hot stares at the screen...im a fucking unicorn. They would literally make you feel things like out of nowhere you'd say things like "ashton is daddy kink" or "lukes lip ring would feel so good against my hot skin" or "i want michael to take me right here, right now. on this desk" or "calum can call me his baby girl and i'll call him daddy". Did i mention that my love for them was technically unhealthy???

Ashton's hair got curlier and that time i was hard core ready to run my hands through it, tug at it as he moans my name, stick my face into his scalp. Just give me that kid and i'll pay you for gods sake.

NBF got cross because she said that we were choosing them over One Direction and that 5sos are changing our personalities. Thats a bit...mental though right? Me and jay still loves one direction and STILL do but she wasn't having it. I don't like talking behind her back because she's still a friend of mine but as we were fangirling over 5sos, she found herself a new best friend.

We got into fights and yes, it was all because "we were oh so choosing one direction over 5sos".

Jay and I didn't really change, we were best friends and everyday was something like "DID U SEE LUKE YESTERDAY OBMY GLORD OHOYL SHIT" and i would say "YES THOSE LYRIXS WERE SO HOT AND ASHTONS BICEPS ARE MY SOUL AND HIS FEDORA AND GLASSES WHAF THE HELl", im trying to think over again if i ever told you guys that this was unhealthy..? did i say that already? oh then nvm.

THEY GOT 1 MILLION FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER THAT TIME!!!!

THEY'RE story (5sos) was that basically, they sang and did covers on Youtube. Their youtube was called "Hemmo1996" WOW IM TEARING UP NOW. So they did a cover of One direction's song and Louis (babe, bae, baby, daddy, cutie, fuck me) he checked them out. So guess what happened then? *wiggles eyebrows*

Louis asked 5sos to tour with them. Literally. Tour with One Direction. 5sos and One direction sittin in a tree, KAY, AYe, ESS, ESS, AYE, ENN, GEE.

So 5sos were all like "oh yeah sure. hmm thats fine. yeah okay we'll tour with you. uh huh yeah we knew u were gonna luv us. yep yeah i'll teach u how to do my hairstyle too. yep lou ur our first fan. yeah sure we'll tour with you, but luke just needs to see if he's busy this week, u know because we have like....A THOUSAND fans already. yeah including our mums. yeah so u want us to tour with u?" but inside they were all like "OH FUCK YES THIS IS WHY I DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL DO U SEE MOM CAN U EFFIN SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED HUH? HUH? BET U DIDN'T THINK THAT ONE DIRECTION WERE GONNA ASK TO TOUR WITH US DID U MOM HUH HUH. OH FUCK YES WHOO LETS GO PARTY IN BRITIAN. OR AMERICA. OR ASIA. JUST BRING IT ON". yep don't ask how im doing all this while my crush is 100 ft away from me please & thank u.

So they toured with one direction and look AT THEM NOW BITCHES TAKE A LOOK COME ON GO TAKE A LOOK AT THEM OKAY. THEY ARE MY KIDS THAT I WOULD GLADLY FUCK ANY DAY THANKS A LOT

They're so beautiful alright. I have a gif on top of Calum. Please don't make Asian jokes about him, he's Australian. 5sos are Australian btw. Please go onto google and look up "5sos" for me!!! I hope you fall in love with those boys, they're sex gods and dorks at the same time.

I know i said "5sos", thats what they're called but "5sos" stands for "5 Seconds Of Summer" yes yes, very hot. Theres only 4 of them and Ashton is the oldest (he's 20).

I hope you've guessed that Ashton is practically my fave?!!!! LIKE FUXK MAN I WOULD LIKE TO KISS HIS TOES UP TO HIS FOREHEAD AND THEN RUB OINTMENT ALL OVER HIM BC BLESS THAT KID HONESTLY.

I have an instagram fan account for them with 1.3k followers ;)

I have a twitter fan page for them too with a decent amount of followers.

So yeah, 5sos are amazing, adorable, beautiful, perfectly imperfect, mind/ blowing, immature, dorky, unique, passionate, inspiring, bubbly and mostly hot :)))

They've brought me happiness and joy and i would like to thank them for that. Im supporting them every step of the way because they're adults and can make their own decisions, They'll learn their lessons but at the moment, they're just 4 australian teenage boys (except for ash, he's an adult) living their dream and making girls wishes come true ♥︎

-ily bye