A Girl's Guide Book

Shower

{how to take relaxing showers:}

Showers can be stressful, like getting all your towels and finding your shampoo or getting your hair curler ready for when you come out so its all just stress! But i hope that i can show you how to get a luxurious shower without getting a headache! :)

1. First off, get your towels ready! Ok think about it, you take a shower, then you're cold after it so you grab for your towels...but their not there! Dude i would run out naked to go get them but other than that don't forget them!

tip: When you get your towels and all that, place them on a heater in your bathroom or just before you go in for a quick shower. That way, when you grab your towels to wrap around your body, you'll be super warm!! (im just gonna take my own advise here because i freeze to death and yeah i nearly die)

2. Comb your hair before going in for your shower! Out of all the advise i could've given you...this one will help you the most useless/important just sayin. Brush out all the tangles in your hair so it'll be so smooth! You're not just doing it for the fun of it though..(theres no fun in combing my hair like its down to my ass so?) you're combing your hair just because when you shampoo it and wash it out it'll be so godamn easy! Like literally, it will just flow over your shoulder with smoothness. It also gets the shampoo to wash well :)

3. dude just strip right there xD Like take off all your clothing and decide whether you wanna put it in the laundry or back in your closet. Why? Because when you get out of your shower, you don't wanna be cleaning after your mess in the bathroom. Like yeah, you will have to do that somehow but get rid of your clothing first!

4. Turn on the shower. Make sure its not too hot because it will hurt your skin and hair! Lukewarm is probably best for the average person (...unless you're a mermaid/werewolf like me....). If you like it to be cold, then put it on cold! See when you get in your shower all ready and set...do you ever turn on the shower but its smoking hot or freezing cold? Thats why i suggest you stay back, turn on the shower, put out your hand and experiment with the level of water that you might like!

5. Once the shower is on and at the perfect temperture, step inside! First thing, get the shampoo head and direct it exactly at your hair. Don't put shampoo onto your hair when its dry! Ugh dude noo like i just cringed! It has to be wet and once its perfectly wet you can start applying shampoo and all that other shit.

6. Ok first off never wash your hair with conditioner first. Why? I don't know. Take my advise kids, and don't do it. So when you applying shampoo, use comment sense basically. How long is your hair? Does it need serious washing up? Then decide the amount of shampoo to put on. Please remember that putting on a huge amount of shampoo will just make it get dirty right after you get out of your shower!!

7. Just close your eyes and gently massage your scalp with the tip of your fingers. *cough cough* nOT THE NAIL!! The nail will press hard on the delicate skin of your scalp and that will 75% cause a headache :)

8. Rinse out throughly and make sure there isn't a bit of shampoo left. After rinsing, put your conditioner on. Well depends if you even do need conditioner. Get the same amount of conditioner you took from the shampoo and again, massage your whole scalp with it. Don't forget the spilt ends my friend!

9. Do whatever you usually do in your shower (no. not shower sex you filthy animal.) and obviously, turn off the shower once you're complete.

10. I always sigh when i finish a shower so why not sigh too...? Wrap the towels around your self and dry off any access of water. (that made no sense maybe because im half asleep on the kitchen floor? i honestly don't know).

11. REMEMBER TO STAY CLEAN. DONT DO DRUGS. STAY IN SCHOOL. DONT DROP OUT. DONT BE AN ALCOHOLIC. and dONT DISOBEY YOUR PARENTS/GUARDIANS !!!!

Hope I helped! :)
Tip number 11 was something from my heart so please appreciate it. ThANK U SO MUCH FOR ALL THE VOTES N READS THIS IS SO WEIRD AND WOWOWO THANKS MATES

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