8.63k people read this and none of you know anything about me...So thats why imma fill you up with some facts about me! At the end of this, i want you to comment 2 facts about yourselves! I wanna get to know all of you because why the fuck not. Anyway lets do this shit.
1. My name is noor and im a flipping ugly hippo.
2. I don't really like saying my name cuz its totally different from the rest but deal with it.
3. In 5th grade I had barbie runners and until now I still get teased about it.
4. I started this book because I liked helping people and teaching them to do stuff. lmao.
5. I have been single all my damned life. Am i shocked by that? Not one fucking bit.
6. I'm from Ireland! But i live in the UK with an American accent. What am i.
7. I love dungrees but i look fat in them so.
8. I have a fish named Lucy! Okay I straight up don't know if its a girl or boy but I love it to death and it survives so many problems. Once my brother took the container of fish food and emptied it into the fish tank. But my fishes tank is like a small bowl thingy. And the whole thing was flooded with fish food. When I came to see my fish, I couldn't actually see it. And it was swimming there for like 20 minutes. Wow.
9. I just know I'd look good with makeup I just never actually put it on.
10. I still have my v card yay.
11. When I reach 10k, I wanna do a following spree!
12. I really like maths & science.
13. Im all about kinky/daddy Harry. (if u know any harry fanfics pls comment some down!)
14. If my husband smoked, I'd probably ask for a divorce.
15. I don't actually have a favourite food like I love all foods.
16. I wanna go to Florida so bad! Or any state in America.
17. My twitter is @ipodnoor just so ya'll know *cough FOLLOW ME cough*
18. I'v never been to a concert before. The shame.
19. I wanna be a doctor when I grow up lmfao.
20. I want either a turtle or a guinea pig. Just gimme both of em.
21. I have another account which it gladlyluke ! i'v written an actual Harry Styles fanfic and Its going pretty good since I started it like a few days ago. Maybe follow me on there or something :)
22. I'd love to have twin boys ohmygod.
23. I love people who stand up for others.
24. I honestly don't know whats the big fuss about nutella being "so amazingly good" like its just chocolate? Maybe its just my taste buds but I don't see it like the best food out there or anything.
25. I RANT HARDCORE LIKE JUST GIMME A TOPIC THAT PISSES ME OFF AND I'LL RANT TO YOU BOUT IT TILL 2017
26. None of you like me i swear.
27. Comment "swag daddy" if I ever helped you with something in this book. Thats not a fact so i'll tell u guys one. I love beauty gurus and vines.
28. I LUV STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIES LIKE IM SO HEART EYE EMOJI RN.
29. I hate people who talk back to the teacher like have some respect bitch.
30. I'd love to get the iPhone 6 in gold. But not the iphone 6 plus. that bitch isn't even a phone, its a wannabe.
31. Panic! At the Disco are my religion.
32. I love WWE. Like idek why.
33. I want a cavachon puppy so bad. Its a type of dog and they're so pretty. （＾∇＾)
34. I love kittens more than adult/teenage cats. Like just hand me a baby cat.
35. I love white chocolate, not brown chocolate. Im not even racist.
36. I love everyone who reads, comments and votes for this book. You guys are making me so happy with everything that you're doing. Thank you :*
37. Im a very dirty minded human being. It is my mission to make you guys dirty.
38. I may be smart in class but im the dumbest person in tests.
39. Fun fact: i'd love it if this chapter got 2 votes or more! But okay i'll say a tru fact. I wanna be a youtuber so much...like my need to be a youtuber might be unhealthy idk.
40. ILY ALL AND YALL MAKE ME A HAPPY BEING SO THANK YOU FOR ALL THE VOTES AND READS!! xxx
Hope you know a lot about me now! ;)
Sorry! This update might have not been the most helpful...lmao...but i wanted you guys to know what ur dealing with *wiggles eyebrows* So yass! Thats it for today.
Please vote and follow me for more updates ♥︎
Oh and comment two facts about here!! I wanna get to know you guys too! So tell me your name and two facts about urself! I don't judge and no im not a 50 year old perverted man who wants to do the deed.
I love you guys okay have a good day :)
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