{some tips to help you with your life lmao}
1. Stay away from sluts.
2. School before drugs.
3. Marry the guy you love, not just because he's a fucking hot sex god.
4. Don't pick a disgusting wedding dress.
5. Eat. Just don't stop eating.
6. Ignore human beings when they act like human beings.
7. If you do have a religion, worship your God properly and always try to stick within the rules. You can have fun sometimes but there might be strict rules in your religion and I say you should obey them. If theres something such as praying in your religion then you should do it okay.
8. Fangirl, read Wattpad and adore me.
9. Breathe.
10. Have a career.
11. Keep reading my crap work.
12. Carry your phone, charger and earphones everywhere you go. Even before you jump off a cliff and into a volcano, have them with you.
13. Take a selfie with someone hot.
14. Delete the selfies you took with not-hot-humans.
15. Listen to music.
16. Don't be a bitch or whore.
17. DON'T LITTER.
18. Treat Earth like a best friend.
19. Don't smoke.
20. Don't make racist jokes that are not funny.
21. Appreciate my honesty and humbleness,
22. Don't say hateful things on the internet.
23. Stay healthy, don't eat junk food. That was pointless really because i bet everyone reading this has a Big Mac right in their hand.
24. Have a shower/bath.
25. Don't make promises that YOU KNOW you won't keep.
26. Start loving The Maze Runner godamnit.
27. Be kind.
28. Have mercy when you're "making love" if thats you guys call it.
29. Enjoy peace and don't make a World War III because man aren't we happy with guns popping and shooting all over the place.
30. Last but not least, wash your hands after using the toilet you dirty suckers.
Hope I helped! :)
Honestly i can just feel your lives feeling so much better after me giving you advise on how to live it hA.
I love ya'll so much! Thank you for voting!! I'll be updating soon okay have a good day my loves.
Ily ♪♪
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