A Girl's Guide Book

Life Hacks

a/n: im getting these from websites because idk any life hacks off by heart but I kinda changed the sentences up to make it mine hahaha but it's the exact sentence/life hack, I just added words like 'bruh' 'fuck' ect. lmao sorry, lets just get on with it man

{life hacks that'll help with your life...}

• Get your change stuck in a vending machine? Don't mess with it bruh. Vending machines kill more people per year than sharks do !!

• You will get better quality pictures from an iPhone if you take the picture and then zoom, instead zooming in first.

• Suffering from acne? The problem could be from your pillow case! Sleeping on a fresh one every night usually solves the problem. (i mean c'mon not everyone has 365 pillow cases for the whole year so just put like a shirt on top of your pillow so it acts like a pillow case and im proud because i just solved a problem praise the lord)

• If you're unsure of what to do when dealing with rowdy children, just take a step back and thing of them as tiny drunk people. (im laughing)

• Permanent marker staining your belongings? This might help!
Clothes- hand sanitizer
Walls- toothpaste or hair spray
Wood- rubbing alcohol
Carpet- white vinegar
Dry Erase Board- dry erase marker

• Need to quickly solve a math problem? The PhotoMath app will solve it by simply pointing your camera AT the problem and it'll give you your answer! (idk if it shows you how to do it too...maybe idk bc i don't have the app soo)

• Confusing Wikipedia article? Click "simple English" on the left list of languages and it'll whisk you a to a simplified version.

• Break something? FixItClub.com will show you step by step how to fix just about anything.

• Adding "gif" before the word "Youtube" in the URL allows you to create your own gif with the video. (i haven't tried this before but wHAt)

• On MyFridgeFood.com you can put everything you have in your fridge and it'll tell you simply everything you can make out of them! (what is this world becoming to like wtf man)

• Believing you have a good memory actually helps you to have a good memory.

• Period pain? Eating banana's usually helps!

• 95% of the time, if you believe something works then it'll work. Not physically. Eg. eating banana's helps your period, if you believe that it'll work, then it will work but if you have no faith at all then no point in trying! (bare with me kids)

• Eating salmon makes your hair grow twice as fast as it normally does.

• When ordering coffee (or mocha or starbucks ^.^), ask for a medium in a large cup. They'll likely accidentally over fill it and you'll get a cheap large coffee!

• Nervous? Start chewing gum. Your brain will reason that you're NOT nervous because you wouldn't be eating if you were nervous. (bitch I eat all the time tf)

• Bored? Simply test a random number (omg try omegle that would be the best thing ever) and test "I'm pregnant". (do it on someone on omegle xD if you don't know what the heck "omegle" is, it's just a website where you talk to people with the same interest as you BUT if you said "i like vagina's, dicks, anal and dildo's" you'll end up talking to desperate guys and thats the best bit 😂)

• Feeling desperate? Think of Santa having anal. (guys i just made this up hold up god bless my soul)

• Having trouble going to sleep? Call someone who doesn't stop talking. You'll get a headache so say goodbye and fall asleep! Boom. (i just made this up too #awesome)

Hope I helped! :)
Sorry it's short! I'll be making them longer so they get more interesting but for now howdy ya'll fab unicorns.
Oh tytytytytytyty for 100+ reads !! Ilysm and yeah thank you xoxox

*texas accent*
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I have no life, k bye.

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Ily💕