A Girl's Guide Book

Pick-up Lines

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{some pick-up lines for you hon}

I just gathered up some of my favorite pick-up lines and i hope they help with your flirting okay !!

Dayum *wiggles eyebrows*

Here goes buddy :

• Let's play Titanic. You be the ocean and i'll go down on you ✌️

• You must be tried after everything we did in my dreams last night 👅

• You're so hot, even my zipper is falling for you 👇

• Do you have a name or can I call you mine? 💓

• I lost my number, can I have yours? 🌝

• I got my library card and i'm checking you out 💍

• Can I borrow a kiss? I promise i'll give it back ☔️

• Can I tie your shoes? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else 🌈

• I'm not feeling myself tonight, can I feel you? 🎁

• I'm not a photographer but I can picture us together 📹

• Lets flip a coin; heads you're mine and tails i'm yours 🔮

• Hey do you love water? Because that means you love 80% of me 🎈 (thats how much water you have in your body don't you dare call me a nERd)

• I rate you 9 out of 10 because i'm the one that you're missing 💰

• What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber. But I like the way you think 😉

• Do you believe in first sight or should I just walk by you again and again? 🚶

• Take that jacket off, you don't need to be warm. You're already hot as fuck 🔥

• Baby i'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on my table and do you all night long 💦

• Your body is 80% water and dang i'm thirsty 🎏

• I'll be Burger King and you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it 🎵

• If I could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U and I together 🎲

• I'v noticed you noticing me and i'm just giving you notice that i'v noticed you 🎯

• ABC lets just have sex 👾 (literally just made that up omG)

-hOPE I FUCKING HELPED
Tumblr is helpful with pick-up lines xD

Btw sorry for doing emoji's at the end of every pick-up line hahah it's just to show you that trying pick-up lines on your crush is cOOL AS FUCK AND THAT IS VERY BRAVE OKAY BE PROUD

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Comment anything you want a tip or basically ANYTHING about and yeah i'll do it ;)

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