Haii babes!! So I haven't updated for a while because of school and exams and all that crap...(its not crap omg my life, career and future depends on it) So to make up for it i decided to make "Pick-up Lines 2"!!!! Yay. Tell your friends. If you have any. Aha just kidding bae ya'll have me. Anywhore, imagine me in person saying this to you and i hope it either makes you smile or run away creeped out. So let's get on with it then¿
1. I might as well call you Google because you have everything that i'm looking for. ♥︎
2. Kiss me if i'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right? ☁︎
3. Your lips look lonely, would they like meet mine? ♥︎
4. You remind me of my pinkie toe....little, cute and i'll probably bang you on the coffee table later tonight. ☁︎
5. I think you're suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me. ♥︎
6. Do you mind if i walk you home?? My mother always told me to follow my dreams. ☁︎
(okay if an old creepy looking man says that to you then tell him you're not a dream. you're a fucking nightmare.)
7. If i had a star for every time you brightened my day, i would be holding a galaxy. ♥︎
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Hope I helped! :)
Dunno guys...v v v small update but thats cuz imma fill you up about me in the next chapter! woo yay yes hoora.
I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH CUZ 8.03K OHMTODHCJ WHAT THE FUCK SIM SO DONE I WANNA LIKE CREATE A STATUE OF ALL OF YOU THEN HAVE A CAMP AROUND IT AND EAT SMORES ALL NIGJT OML ILY ALL THANK YOU ♥︎♥︎♥︎
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