Freaky Thursday

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Another day in the Alola Region as usual. Except, it's a school day. Here I am, sitting on my table, listening to Professor Kukui as he was teaching. But then, Faba came in and was pushing a machine that was covered up. We were confused by this and I have to ask why.

ChamAlien: uhh, Faba, what are you doing here?

Ash: and what is that?

Faba: I'm glad you two ask. Ahem! Have you all ever wonder what Pokemon sounds like when they talk?

Sophocles: hmmm... I always wonder what that would be like.

Lana: me too!

ChamAlien: not me, I already know and understand them.

Faba: and you wonder what they always think about?

Mallow: I do actually.

Faba: well now you can with this!

He removes the tarp cover and revealed some sort of machine that looks like a death ray.

Faba: be hold! The Pokemon translation! This machine can translate and Pokemon and can translate their mind.

Tom: it looks like death ray machine.

ChamAlien: that's what I thought.

Faba: it's not a death ray. This is the future.

Kukui: wait! It won't cause any trouble? Because last time you accidentally made Ash, Lillie, and Sophocles really small.

Oh right, they told me that one time the three of them were shrunken but was back to normal by Pikachu's sneeze. Which makes no sense by the way but hey, we live in a world that makes no sense.

Faba: don't worry. I made sure something like won't happen.

While Faba is getting the machine ready, Pheromosa started whispering to me

Pheromosa: *whispering* should we tell him that a person name Wiz already invented a device that allows you to hear Pokemon actually talk.

ChamAlien: *whispering* nah. I wanna see how this goes.

Faba started turning on the machine, he ask for one of our Pokemon to be first. Sylvia was about to go but Braixen stopped her because who knows what she would say and think. So, Braixen stepped up.

Faba: wonderful! Now.

A small mic appears on the machine and he put it close to Braixen.

Faba: now, say something on this mic and the machine will translate.

Braixen: ahem! Hello everyone, nice to meet you.

Sylvia: wow. Real creative.

Braixen: shut it!

After that done the machine started doing it's work.

Machine: hello everyone, my nice to meet you. Shut it!

The machine translate what Braixen said and it actually sounded like her.

Faba: now it's time to see what are you thinking. Would you mind standing here?

Braixen stand on the spot and Faba pointed the machine at her.

Faba: now, I want you to start thinking. Thinking about what you saying in your mind.

Sylvia: I bet she's thinking about Greninja's d*ck!

Tsareena: Arceus, you are one Misfit Eeveelution.

Faba activate the machine and I believe it's firing a red ligh at her head. Once that's done, the machine translate what Braixen is thinking.

Machine: Sylvia, I swear I will kill you some day.

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