Boredom in Kodoka Ⅰ

Judging Profiles: Hybrid

Oh wow, I can't believe I haven't looked at my fam's profiles yet! I sure hope I don't encounter something I will regret looking at for the rest of my life!

I'll start with Gyeoul:

There's not a lot other than a few pictures & videos sprinkled around. The videos are mainly just Gyeoul ranting about random topics or updates on Kyurem whenever they're on an upload hiatus. Most of the pictures don't even have Gyeoul in frame. Super tame, but hey, they're old & tired, give them a break.

Then we have Grey (no, I'm not talking about Gure, but at the same time I am):

Firstly, they mostly stream games while ranting. How? I don't know, my brain is too small to multitask properly. If they're not ranting or gaming, it's VA clips or bloopers from Life of Legends. There's not really a lot in terms of moving pictures, tbh.

With pictures though, that too, is pretty barren. Most of the pictures that has Grey in frame usually also has Black, White, or Gyeoul there too. If Grey's not there, it's just memes or weird shit they found.

Moving on to Black:

It's either memes, gaming, streams, VA stuff, bloopers, animation (albeit you can loop that in with VA or memes), or skits. Lots of early internet humor that'll definitely not pass through today (or at least on Twitter) & certainly not for children. Why? Black makes a lot of dirty, edgy, & dark jokes (though they still draw the line at some point).

On picture posting sites, it's all memes or interesting stuff they found. That's it for there.

For White:

Gaming streams, memes, VA stuff, bloopers is all there is. They do interact with their audience more often as a result.

Compare that to Reshiram:

They still stream games (or whatever they like), but most of it is just VA things, skits, or memes, mainly because they have a good chunk of their time dedicated to editing. There's some ranting stuff there, but it's relatively exclusive to the streaming. In terms of pictures, there's barely any and most of the time, you can't see them.

All of this is tame to the rabbit hole Zekrom has though:

You see, on the surface, you'll see an animator/artist who makes really cool or weird things. When you see their Newgrounds profile though...

Well, the fact that I really didn't have to look hard for NSFW works on Kuro & Kuromi's profiles is telling. Most of which is of themselves. With a pinch of memes. And the need for eye bleach & liquid soap.

Kuroko is clean though; he only posts cute/badass art. What unites them all is the weird animations that'll pop up occasionally.

Btw, the absurd shit is also on their YouTube and AnataRecord. We're not joking when we say they crush up & snort magical mushrooms in their dreams. Kuroko doesn't do that as often though; his online & offline profile makes that obvious.

Black does that too, just less frequent due to them already being weird from the get-go. Also the fact that all we need is over-concentrated eucalyptus oil.

That's all.

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Oh Arceus, what the hell did I just witness? I thought as I closed the tab with Kuro's Newgrounds profile. I am never gonna do that again.