Boredom in Kodoka Ⅰ

Occurrences: Giratina

So... a lot has happened this Lunar New Year's.

For one, I got a very weird egg delivered by Palkia. They said, and I quote: "I don't even know what Pokemon is in here; hell, it may not even be a Pokemon! All Mum said was to take it to you to help you out or something."

And here we are now. Girabean has no idea what to make of it while I'm over here wondering why the egg's meant for me. For one, we don't really need any help a̶s̶ I̶ s̶a̶y̶ w̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶e̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ d̶i̶s̶r̶e̶g̶a̶r̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ t̶h̶e̶ 2̶0̶+̶ d̶i̶a̶r̶y̶ e̶n̶t̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ b̶i̶t̶c̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ s̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ t̶h̶e̶ u̶n̶i̶v̶e̶r̶s̶e̶ t̶o̶o̶ o̶f̶t̶e̶n̶ and two, I don't feel like Girbean would take this offer too lightly.

[Girasol: Whaddya mean I won't like it, I'll take any sort of help with this universe-ending bs!]

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Did you guys hear anything?

Anyway, now we got an egg on Lunar New Year's & are waiting for it to hatch. Hmmm...

Something about it looks familiar...

Also here's some additional tidbits you might like: some famous train conductor from Unova that has mysteriously went missing for a week back in 2017 literally rematerialised out of nowhere.

Right from Whitney's mouth: "One day, I was checking out a Heritage Railway in Driftveil City. Just as I was about to get on a Giga Girl (Unovan version of a "Big Boy" loco), the air felt a little stuffy & then Ingo suddenly popped into existence! I mean it as in he literally materialized out of nothing & was there on the platform.

"Everyone went absolutely bonkers after seeing that with their own eyes; especially Emmet, who'd happened to be there at the time. That was the cutest & saddest family reunion I've ever seen in my lifetime. According to Hilbert, Ingo's having some amnesia after travelling through the time-space continuum. Weird shit, huh?"

Yep. I don't know why Arceus transported him to Sinnoh when Sinnoh was Huisi, but hey, the little guy's back & his family can rest in knowing that fact. He's been making good progress for recovery so far :D

I would also like to apologise for Girasol's behaviour that was witnessed in Legends: Arceus. Unfortunately, I was busy with another universe ending situation at the other end of...of...you know what I mean. I was simply busy at the time to do anything; I only knew of it when I didn't find Girasol in the Distortion World.

Huh. I'm starting to sound like a neglectful parent, now that I think of it. And I can't exactly supervise Girasol 24/7 as they're not a baby to do so, but they're too immature to leave them alone for too long.

Well, fuck. Time to go to the Library of Candor. Which might not help. At all. At least I could try.

Oh yeah, those origin formes were 100% legit; it's just that Dialga & Palkia are now too ashamed to use it anymore due to how inconvenient it is. Plus, being an unfathomable, formless, eldritch entity makes managing the order of the universe easier.

I do not feel like explaining how we work; just know our Pokemon forms are simply an extension of us & are not our "full" forms. We just use these forms for demonstrations as absolutely nobody wants to animate nor draw thousands of eyes or limbs.

Anyways, I'll come back with updates on the egg whenever I can.

Assuming there isn't another Cyrus situation. Again. At least it has kinda slowed down this year, but according to Dialga, I might have to wait around another 3 or 8 years 'till it had died down. Yay.

It's not that long to me, but it's probably unbearable to Girabean. Sorry, Beani.