Boredom in Kodoka Ⅰ

👁👄👁 | Shiro

Apparently I'm the 5th most popular Pokemon in Korea.

I don't know what to say other then I'm honoured & confused. I get the other choices (although I would question why Mega Rayquaza specifically), but why me? I thought the games I was featured in with an important story role in performed badly.

Huh. What do I say?

I went on Discord & had a quick voice chat, requesting for any of the Kyurem's (preferably not Hybrid).

"Oi," Hoesaeg picked up.

"So I found out I was the 5th most popular Pokemon in Korea,"

"And? You want me to translate something for you?"

"Uh, kinda-"

"Bro, you know damn well my Korean is rusty as hell, I don't even know how to do fluent modern Corentian for fucks sake, you think I know batshit?"

"But you still know some modern Corentian, right?"

"Yeah,"

...

"At a 6-year old's level & quite possibly below that." Hoesaeg continued.

"Don't you have Corentian friends that could've taught you-"

"Acquaintances. And they barely talk to me anyway."

"Do you at least know how to read & write modern Korean fluently?"

"If you want mid-20th century Korean, yeah-"

"Great, now translate this,"

"Ay yo, wha-"

A Few Moments Later...

"You want to translate all of that?!"

"Pretty mu-"

"Cunt, this ain't a speech, just say [insert "translation" of "I'm very honoured to be one of the most popular Pokemon in Korea"] and move on, bro."

"But-"

"[Goodbye clopper in kinda-old Unovan]."

Damn, that barely helped, I thought. But perhaps they were right & should stop being a bitch about it.

...

Then I realised I'm a dumbass that could've used their truth seeking for the translation.

...

Then I found out Hoesaeg actually said "balsamic vinegar made a cat with vaginal dysfunction fuck a handbag" & is in fact, fluent in Korean & modern Corentian. No wonder why the translation sounded suspicious.

...

Somebody's testicles are gonna be popped tonight.