Welcome to 2022...
All of you all will have a horrible time this year & that's a sacrifice we are willing to make.
Here's some messages from all of yours truly:
Mew: lmao good luck kids
Mewtwo: my future looks bright; it also looks like a noose
L̶u̶i̶g̶i̶ Lugia: i'm not even in this book wtf
Ho-oh: STOP CALLING ME HO-HO YOU DUMB FU-
Groudon: these last few years were so bad I even had to get along with Kyogre
Kyogre: ffs can y'all please stop shitting into my home
Rayquaza: when can you human ban cars?
Palkia: I think Arceus had to much fun cranking up the difficulty for this universe this time. Trust me when I say they love seeing beings suffer.
Dialga #1: you will have a nuclear war in the near future. Just saying.
Giratina: There's too many Cyrus' this year.
Girasol: the distortion world is now overpopulated with alternate universe & timeline Cyrus' help
Reshiram: i want anarchy this year. please overthrow the superpowers' governments & destroy the economy.
Zekrom: this year will be exactly like 2021
Kyurem: you humans are gonna make this last for half a century by this point.
B.Kyurem: i think i'm simultaneously getting better & worse
W.Kyurem: hybrid's still stuck in demo mode
H.Kyurem: i'm bored
Meloetta: mainstream music still sucks ass, try better & STOP OVERDOING THE DAMN BASS
Victini: you know what? this is kinda nice
Keldeo: plz don't nuke us
Xerneas: i'm overworked
Yveltal: same
Zygarde: help
Solgaleo: it's even worse over here in Ultra Space
Lunala: lmao i'm staying over, i'm only coming back to check on Lily.
Necrozma: i'm not even affected
Zacian: gosh, when could we stop collabing with the damn company
Zamazenta: i'mma bet Eternatus is gonna break out this year just like how Doom takes place this year
Calyrex: my home is dying
That is all they have to say to you humans.
Have a mildly bearable year.
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