Black Ver.
[Black notices Hoe-pa terrorising the city. Again.]
[Goes to find supersuit but can't find it]
Black: MOMMY!
Gyeoul: Black, I thought you didn't like to call me that on cam-
B: WHERE'S MY SUPERSUIT?
G: You don't have o-
B: WHERE'S MY SUPERSUIT?
G: I don't know, lost in your cosplay closet or some shit?
B: WHERE?
G: For fucks sake , I don't know either! And WHY?
B: I NEED IT!
G: YOU'RE PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT IT, JUST GO!
YOUR ASS BETTER COME BACK SOON ANYWAY!
B: BUT PEOPLE WILL NOTICE ME!!1!!1!11
G: AND PEOPLE ARE DYING!
B: BUT THAT'S ATTENTION!
G: AND YOU BEING ON THE NEWS FOR NOT DOING SHIT IS TOO!
B: I-
[Gyeoul goes to Black and yeets them out of a window.]
White Ver.
[Insert entity only a legend can handle terrorising the city.]
[White gets up to find nonexistent supersuit but can't]
White: PAPA!
G: T̶h̶e̶ h̶e̶l̶l̶'s̶ u̶p̶ w̶i̶t̶h̶ t̶h̶e̶m̶ c̶a̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ m̶e̶ p̶a̶p̶a̶ o̶n̶ c̶a̶m̶e̶r̶a̶ t̶o̶d̶a̶y̶. What?
W: WHERE'S MY SUPERSUIT?
G: YOU LITERALLY DON'T HAVE ONE!
W: I DON'T WANNA GET NOTICED!
G: JUST WEAR SOME COSPLAY WITH A MASK OR SOME SHIT!
W: BUT I'LL LOOK LIKE A CLOWN!!!11!!!1!
G: THAT'S INFINITELY BETTER THAN BEING RIDICULED ON TV!
W: BU-
[Gyeoul runs to White and forces on some cosplay and a full face mask before yeeting them out of a window.]
G: JUST GO!
Normie Kyurem Ver.
[Blah blah blah, okay you get the idea already.]
Kyurem: Gyeo-
[Gyeoul runs up and yeets them out.]
G: JUST GO! I'M NOT GONNA WASTE TIME DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN!
Hybrid Ver.
[This:]
Hybrid: Gyeoul!
[Gyeoul immediately shoves them out the door.]
G: Go.
H: But my su-
G: I SAID GO!
H: Bu-
G: NO QUESTIONS, JUST GO!
H: But I-
G: What? You want me to give you a head start? FINE.
[Gyeoul proceeds to yeet Hybrid at the...thing.]
G: Geez, the fuck's up with them today?
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Boredom in Kodoka Ⅰ
FanfictionKodoka: the only country on the planet where both Pokemon and magic can call home. And a lot of glitches and exploits. Lots of it. The physics engine is made of spaghetti code. Kodoka's wildlife is just like Australia's on steroids. It has technolo...
