The Singer's Tale (REWRITING)

Worst Client Ever

I'm really addicted to Simon Curtis right now and I'm just in love with all of these creepy songs and so I was thinking, maybe I could add them to this story..? Or no? It's up to you guys, seeing as you are the people reading it XD Anyways~! Let's move on!

@~Antsu~@

"How far away are you from the target?" Kakashi asked through the intercom and what answered was,

"Sasuke, point A, five meters."

"Sakura, point B, five meters."

Then, after an awkward silence, "Naruto, point C, five meters! Dattebayo!" Naruto yelled and I cringed away, "Your slow, Naruto." Kakashi said as I sat in the middle of the clearing.

"Atsu?"

"I have it," I said simply and everyone groaned over the intercom and my teammates came out in the open, only to see me strocking our target, Tura the Cat's fur as he snuggled into my lap, "You could've just said that and not left us all the trouble!" Sakura exclaimed, glaring at me as I shrugged.

Let me explain, we had passed yesterday's exercise and we have gotten our first mission. Save the lost kitten. Yay.

"I wanted to humor you a bit," I said bluntly before getting up with Tura snuggled into my arms like a baby, "Let's just get this over with." Sasuke said and all of us walked back to the Hokage's tower. Somehow, Naruto ended up aggrivating Tura and now has scratches all over his face.

When we entered the Hokage's office, the fat lady who requested us save Tura, had taken him out of my arms and was now strangling the poor cat. Tura was crying and looked at me with pleading eyes.

I stared at Tura and fake tears whelmed in my eyes, "E-Excuse me...? Miss Shijimi...? I was wondering if I could have T-Tura.... B-Because, I've always wanted a cat but my parents never let me get one.... And Tura was so nice to me and all....." I sniffled and my teammates stared at me in shock as the fat lady smiled at me warmly, "Of course! If you want to have him that badly!"

I nodded and whiped the tears from my eyes before slowly taking Tura out of her arms and we snuggled into each other, "Thank you so much!" I exclaimed and gave her a fake smile, which she believed, "Your welcome, young lady! Take good care of him!"

The fat lady left and my smile fell instantly as Tura slept around my neck like a scarf, "W-Wow! Did Atsu just smile..!?!?" Sakura gasped and they all stared at me with wide eyes, "I-I didn't know you were such a good actor, Atsu..!!" Kakashi exclaimed and I glanced at them before sighing.

"Shinobi should have the skill of deception. Simple," I said bluntly before petting Tura effectionantly, "B-But... Wha.... I-I don't... How.... No words." Kakashi said and everyone stared at him in shock.

"She left Kakashi Hatake, speechless..... Well shit," One of the jonin in the room exclaimed and I stared at them before closing my eyes and letting my mind wander.

Greek and Latin were on some 'demon ritual' thing for the rest couple weeks in Jigoku, so I didn't have to worry to much about them. I hope we get an exciting mission soon, because it's gettting really boring doing these shitty-

I was interrupted when a fat man that overwhelmed my sense of smell with alcohol, walked into the room, "What's going on here? They look like a bunch of wet-nosed brats.." The man said with a slurred voice before leaning against the wall he stood near, "Especially... The midget. He's got the face of an imbecile. It's a joke right? You kids aren't really ninja, are you? You, girl with the freaky white hair. You look like you wouldn't hurt a fly. Much less be able to protect me from one."

It was silent until I opened my mouth, and everyone tensed.

"I assure you, I am more than capable of killing you rather than actually protecting you," I said calmly as my bright red eyes bored into his, making him flinch away, "I've already thought up about one thousand different ways of killing you in the past minute and fifty six seconds. So please, continue insulting Naruto and I."

The air became cold and still as everyone stared at me, "Let's see how many times you can test me before I start executing those one thousand plans in one go," I threatened before letting the tension fly out the window, "Or you could get me some peanut butter and meat, then we'd be best friends." I went into emotionless-chibi mode and everyone sweat dropped at me.

"What about me..!?" Naruto anime cried and I looked at him before sighing, patting his back, "Ever heard of sarcasm?"

"Anyway," The fatass coughed and we all looked at him, "I am Tazuna. A bridge builder of ultimate renown. Until I am back in my own country, where I'll be completing my next bridge, you'll all be expected to protect me... Even if it costs you your own life!"

"You can go to hell, fatass."

"What'd you say?!"

"She said nothing, right Atsu?"

"I meant what I said, Kakashi."

(Next That Day)

Atsu slept on Kakashi's back soundly as Team Seven started to depart on their mission to the Land of Waves.