The Singer's Tale (REWRITING)

Egg-Head

Kabuto is such a jackass, hate his ass. I hope Orochimaru decides to screw you Kabuto!

@~Third Person~@

While her friends surrounded Kabuto's cards, Atsu watched a woman, specifically one of the Kusagakure kunoichi. The woman with long black hair, pasty skin, and coal black eyes.

"Atsu of the Village Hidden In the Leaves..." She heard Sasuke say and she turned to the him, glaring.

"Sure." Kabuto waved his hand over the card deck and pulled up the card before furrowing her eyebrows.

"You're not going to find much about me," Atsu said bluntly and everyone gaped at her card, "Told ya."

The card showed her face, her village, and her amount of missions. Nothing much.

" Atsu of the Village Hidden In the Leaves. Twenty hundred D-Rank...... Two hundred and three C-Rank.... One hundred and fifteen B-Rank..... Ten A-Rank.... and... Four S-Rank...." Kabuto's eyes widened at my information and everyone turned to me.

"My guardian is Kakashi Hatake, the Copy Cat Ninja. I have a lot of free-time. Logic."

"S-Rank?" Sasuke narrowed his eyes at me, but I decided ignored him.

"Why don't you tell me these things, Atsu-chan?" Naruto anime cried and I ruffled his hair.

"Remember when I couldn't go to school for a month?" I asked and everyone nodded, sweat dropping, "For ninety percent of that month, I was on missions. About five percent I spent resting, and the other five percent was taking care of Greek and Latin and spending time with Kaka-baka."

"I never knew you actually..... Had a... Life," Ino confessed and the rest nodded, making me give out a shaky sigh and my eyebrow started to twitch.

"I'm pretty sure, I've seen more than you'll ever see in your lifetime." I murmered when Naruto suddenly yelled out.

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki! I won't lose to you bastards!" He yelled, pointed at them stupidly, "You got that?!"

"Hey! What is he?!" Ino yelled out, pointing at Naruto.

"Naruto you dumbass." I sighed, slightly impressed, but slightly angry that he drew even more attention to us.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Sakura held Naruto in a choke hold, "I was just speaking the truth!" Naruto exclaimed honestly.

"E-Everyone it was just a joke.... He's quite stupid and..." Sakura scolded him a lot when I felt presences running towards us in a threatening aura. I pushed everyone farther away from Kabuto, knowing he was their target.

A short dude threw kunai at Kabuto, causing him to jump back, then Mr. Porcupine came in and swung at him, but Kabuto dodged. My eyes rung loudly and I shut my eyes tightly to hold back my headache before completely shutting of my hearing. I sighed before opening my eyes and noticing that Kabuto was now on his knees, Naruto and Sakura beside him. Blood was dripping from his mouth and onto the floor.

Hm. Interesting. They used sound as an attack and were able to damage Kabuto's internal organs. I wonder how it works from the inside.

Suddenly, there was a large explosion of smoke and I waved at the air, trying to see through this eccentric entrance. Since I still had shut down my hearing, I couldn't hear shit, but, when Ibiki and his henchman appeared, I couldn't help it.

"Hey Egg-Head. How are your little chicks doing?" I asked as soon my hearing came back, and I think I interrupted him because everyone lightly chuckled.

"Hello Atsu, it is nice to see you too." Ibiki sighed as I pat his bald head covered by his hitai-ate.

Suddenly, everyone got up and grabbed a piece of paper before going to a seat. I furrowed my eyebrows when Ibiki pat down a desk in front, "You're taking a different test today." He explained and I shrugged before sitting in my seat. Naruto waved at me and I gave him a peace sign.

(A/N: I wrote, specifically, 'He explained and I shrugged before shitting in my seat. Naruto waved at me and I gave him a peace sign.' 😂)

I ignored Ibiki's babbling, not really caring. Ibiki suddenly put a piece of paper on my test and a pencil. I looked over each question carefully and looked up at Ibiki, "Problem?" He rose an eyebrow and I smirked, "Of course not."

There were nine questions, one genin rank, chunin rank, jonin rank, ANBU rank, one for team essentials, one for Medical Team essentials, a Kage question, a Root question, and then a hunter-nin question. Overall, most of them are practically impossible.

For a genin.

I picked up my pencil and started to quickly finish each question, double checking each after I finished. Once I finished the ninth question, I double checked them all once again before flipping over my paper and snapping my pencil. Some people looked up at me when I snapped my pencil and I threw it at Ibiki, making his eyebrow twitch as he sighed.

"I'm done," I said and Ibiki sighed, again.

"I can see that."

"Hmph," I turned back into my desk and crossed my arms over the table. My eyes scanned the crowd of people and my eyes landed of Sasuke. He was using the Sharingan and Neji was using his Byakugan. The buns girl was using strings attached to knives to move the mirrors, while Sakura was actually doing it like.... It was a real test. I didn't know she was that smart.

Well... Then there's Naruto. I feel so bad for him...... That dumbass.

Anyway, after a while, a lot of people started to get sent out, they even had to drag one person out! After that mess, Kitty-Man had to go to the bathroom, and so he left with his little puppet.

After that.... I fell asleep. What? It was boring!

Suddenly, I felt a presence, and I sprang to action and held a kunai to the presence's throat. I yawned and I opened my eyes, seeing it was Anko, "Alert as ever I see, Atsu!" Anko smirked and I sluggishly nodded before putting my kunai back.

"Sorry Anko."

"It's fine. Anyways....." Anko trailed on about the second test and on how we must follow her. Blah blah blah. Uninteresting, let's get on with this test already!