Kai: Croissants: dropped
Mako: Road: works ahead
Opal: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Jinora: Shavacado: fre
Bolin: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Asami:
Asami: ...I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Korra: Asami is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Opal: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Bolin: Tackle them!
Kai: Dump them.
Aliyah: Kick them in the shin!
Asami: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
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Aliyah: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Aliyah: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Asami: Uh... what's up with them?
Jinora: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Aliyah: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Kai, crying: It's working.
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Kai: I'm this close to falling in love with Aliyah.
Jinora: Your fingertips are touching.
Kai: Exactly.
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Korra & Bolin: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Korra: We need an adult!
Aliyah: Korra, you are an adult!
Korra: We need an adultier adult! Get Asami!
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Jinora: Why would you give a knife to Kai?!
Mako, shrugging: Kai felt unsafe.
Jinora: Now I feel unsafe!
Mako: I'm sorry...
Mako: Would you like a knife?
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Mako: Isn't a bit dangerous?
Bolin: Mako, please. We've in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Mako: ...
Bolin: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Mako: ...
Bolin: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.
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Asami: I know you love them.
Aliyah: I am not in love with Kai!
Asami, staring at Aliyah: I never said who...
Aliyah: *realizes*
Aliyah: Shit. Well, anyways-
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Bolin: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Korra: Not if they consent to it.
Kai: Depends on who your stabbing.
Aliyah: YES??!!?
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Korra: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Aliyah: ...I did. I broke it.
Korra: No. No you didn't. Kai?
Kai: Don't look at me. Look at Asami.
Asami: What?! I didn't break it.
Kai: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Asami: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Kai: Suspicious.
Asami: No, it's not!
Opal: If it matters, probably not, but Bolin was the last one to use it.
Bolin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Opal: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Bolin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Opal!
Kai: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Korra.
Korra: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Opal: Korra... Kai's been awfully quiet.
Kai: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Korra, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Korra: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Korra:
Korra: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Korra: I'm quick at math.
Opal: Ok, what's 38 times 76?
Korra: 24.
Opal: That wasn't even close.
Korra: But it was quick.
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Bolin: Welcome to Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Opal: Bees?
Bolin: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Opal: Wait-
*Aliyah approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
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Bolin: Where's Aliyah?
Opal: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Opal, shouting: Jinora sucks!
Aliyah, distantly: Jinora is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Opal: Found them.
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Kai: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Aliyah!
Opal: So Aliyah knows about this?
Kai, walking away: No, this is between me and me!
