Demus Oneshots

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I should really be writing the request I got but no, you get whatever the fuck I dreamed up while I was half-asleep

"Hey, Jan! C'mon, you're gonna be late."

Janus rolled his eyes. "One second." They pulled the beanie down further over their head. "Do I look okay?"

Remus rolled his eyes. "You look stunning, just get over here." He said snappishly.

Janus ran over and sat down next to Remus. "This is completely stupid." He muttered.

"I know. But we promised if the show ever got to four seasons, we'd do a live stream for questions." Remus reminded them. "So come on."

Janus sighed. "Fine. When are we going live?"

"Now, I think." Remus looked at the camera and waved. "Hi."

Janus pinched the bridge of their nose and tried not to laugh. "Rem, we don't even know if the camera's on yet." He said.

"No, the camera's on." Remus said. He pointed at the projector screen. "See?" Janus looked up and saw both himself and Remus on the screen, a flurry of live stream comments in one corner.

"Oh shit." They said, laughing. "Um, hi, yeah. I'm Janus Dagger and I play Zac son of Hades in Godshow."

Remus waved like a maniac, giggling. "I'm Remus Winston and I play Jacob son of Aphrodite in Godshow."

"I think we're here so we can answer any of you questions and just, in general, talk about the show." Janus said, looking at Remus to check this was right. Remus nodded, grinning.

"Yeah, so, ask away." Remus said, laughing. "And, um, later I think we're rewatching some of the older episodes?"

"Oh no." Janus said, hiding his face in his hands and laughing. "That's gonna be a disaster."

"Hey, Jan, we have a question." Remus grabbed Janus' chin and pulled his head up. "Let everyone see your beautiful face."

Janus batted Remus' hands away. "Idiot." He mumbled. "Anyway, question, question- What are our pronouns?" Janus smiled. "Um, thank you for asking. My pronouns are he/they and Rem-"

"My pronouns are he/him." Remus said.

"Yeah, Rem's basic." Janus said, barely getting through the sentence without laughing.

"Sorry, what?!" Remus asked, faking anger. "Basic?! Moi?!"

Janus laughed. "Sorry, sorry." They said, putting their hands up. He pulled on his beanie self-consciously, careful Remus wouldn't steal it again.

"Okay, new question, yay." Remus said, looking at the screen. "When did you two decide your characters were going to date? Um..."

"Uh, we didn't really decide that." Janus said.

"Yeah, yeah, that was the writers." Remus said.

"I mean, I decided to play Zac maybe a bit more flirty than the script called for but he's a flirty kind of character." Janus said. "He enters on a motorcycle, for God's sake."

"Yeah, blame Jan for the sudden gay in the show." Remus said, pointing at his co-star. Janus threw his head back and laughed.

"Ah yes, a show based on the Greek Gods being gay!" They said. "Definitely my fault. Definitely not the plan from the beginning." Janus gave Remus a playful shove. "Come on, Rem."

"Best blooper on set?" Remus read off the screen, ignoring Janus. "I remember this one time my brother Roman, plays Rex son of Zeus," Remus added, "he missed the timing for the pyrotechnics. So he," Remus laughed, "he did the little, like, Zeus power pose thing and absolutely nothing happened." Remus laughed again. "And the- the thing was he was completely off beat so he made a little, like, poof noise for the powers and went on with his lines and right in the middle of one of the lines, all the lightning and shit went off." Remus burst out laughing, covering his mouth. "It was so great."