Call your friends and let's get drunk

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A/n Happy Friday! I'm proud of this chapter so here it goes!

Kakyoin, Avdol, Polnareff, and Stevie walked into the bar just in time to see piña colada shooting out of Joseph's nostrils. Jotaro was chuckling as he set his own glass down.

"Oh, you guys started drinking without me!" Polnareff ran over and put his arms around their barstools. He ordered a zombie in a fishbowl and everyone moved to a table so they could sit together and reach their straws easily.

 He ordered a zombie in a fishbowl and everyone moved to a table so they could sit together and reach their straws easily

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It's hard to choose whether you sit next to someone so you can be near them, or across from them so you can look at them. Jotaro reasoned he had already drank a couple whiskeys and would try to behave himself, so he opted to sit across from Stevie. It would be easier to keep his hands to himself that way, plus his eyes could drink their fill of Stevie.

"I propose a toast," Polnareff said while grabbing one of the straws, "to all you lovely guys plus Stevie, who have shown me what true kinsmanship feels like."

"Oh my GOD Polnareff, are you HIGH or something?" Joseph asked and grabbed a straw for himself.

"Yes..." Polnareff smirked, "are you not?" Everyone laughed while grabbing a straw and taking a sip from the fishbowl. Kakyoin took it easy, as he was still feeling a little seasick. Stevie and Jotaro locked eyes for a second while they sucked the icy cold booze up through their long, sustainably-sourced, biodegradable neon straws.

"No, but I've already drank enough for an army!" Joseph laughed. "I really shouldn't drink this fishbowl... Jotaro, you should be careful, too. We've both had a handful of drinks already."

Stevie raised an eyebrow towards Jotaro, as if to say, "What exactly have you been doing all afternoon?" Jotaro replied with a heavy-lidded smirk and another big long suck from the fishbowl.

Stevie countered by leaning in and taking her own extended sip of the boozy concoction.

"Save some for the rest of us!" Polnareff joked.

The gang continued sipping the fishbowl and just enjoying the brief respite from the chaos of their journey.

A DJ announced from the darkened corner of the bar, "We're beginning karaoke sign ups now! Come forward and write your name and song down for a chance to be a star tonight!"

"Oh my god!" Kakyoin squealed. "I love karaoke! We have to do it!"

"I'm down!" Polnareff, Avdol, Joseph, and Stevie all said in unison. Jotaro shrugged and said, "Yare yare."

The DJ sang the first song of the night, which was an ear-shattering version of "Night Fever" by the Bee Gees. The dude really could not hit that falsetto. But it didn't matter, because he was getting the party started. A disco ball came down and all the patrons of the bar came over with their drinks to drunkenly dance and sing along.

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