Horny Jail (Formerly Her bizarre adventure) (Jotaro x OC x Joseph)

Pizza party!

The gang ran inside as the first crack of lightening flashed in the sky.

"We should stay below deck until the rain stops," Joseph said once they were all crammed in their cabin, more of an order than a suggestion.

"Fine with me. I feel like shit. I'm going back to sleep," Jotaro said.

"Hold on, Jojo. We all need to stay alert," Joseph said.

Everyone groaned. "We're all hungover, it's a stand that turns water into toxic sludge, and we're inside where it's dry. I'm laying down," Jotaro argued and got in his bed.

"And it's cramped in here with everyone standing!" Polnareff said as he too got in bed.

"Fine, jeeze," Joseph said, "but one of us should stay awake. We'll do shifts."

"I'll go first," Kakyoin offered. "No offense Mr. Joestar, but you don't look so well. You should lay down, too."

"Well, that's what happens when you're 69 and still drinking your weight in rum, boys!" Joseph laughed.

"Nice," everyone said in unison.

"What?" Joseph asked, confused.

"Nothing," Kakyoin replied with a coy grin.

Several uneventful hours passed with Kakyoin keeping watch as everyone slept. He practiced rolling cherries around on his tongue to pass the time.

Eventually, Polnareff woke up and grumbled, "I'm hungry!!" so they ordered pizzas through room service. There were six of them, so they ordered six large pizzas, because those boys and Stevie could eat a lot.

Joseph - Classic margarita with pineapple on half
Avdol - Artichoke, green olives, and feta
Jotaro - Chicken and jalapeño with ranch dip
Polnareff - Prosciutto and anchovies
Kakyoin - Cherry peppers
Stevie - Banana peppers and pineapple

Everyone sat in their beds to eat the pizza because the room was that small. Stevie took a huge bite of her hot slice and slightly moaned as the gooey cheese swirled around her tongue. Her pleasure earned some odd looks as she savored the meal.

"What?" she asked. "There's nothing like a hot pizza when you're deathly hungover," she sighed before taking another bite. Jotaro smirked, and he was glad to have a pizza box on his lap. Because he was dripping ranch everywhere.

"Yeck, pineapple," Polnareff said with his nose in the air. "You and Joseph should get married or something," he snarked, "pineapple pizza-eaters."

Joseph turned an obvious shade of red and started coughing. "Oi, Jiji, you dying over there?" Jotaro asked.

"Ah! I'm fine *cough* there must've been a hot pepper on my pizza!" Joseph improvised between coughs. Tears formed in his eyes as he slapped his knee.

A/n it's really short but I hope you laughed. Or cringed. Pure fluff.

I had a job making pizzas once and someone ordered an XL pizza for a kids party. I asked if she wanted me to cut it with more slices and she said "Just cut it regular." She showed up and was disappointed that I hadn't cut it into squares. 🤡