BENNY (W/MOUHTFUL)
So, Scott, this is Kenny DeNunez (Kenny spits)
Alan McClennan, we call him Yeah-Yeah (Yeah-Yeah spits) Hamilton Porter, we call him Ham (Ham spits) Tommy and Timmy Timmons (they spit) Bertram Grover Weeks,(bertram spits) and Michael "Squints" Palledorus. (Squints spits)(TO GANG) He's Scotty Smalls.
Jackson; why yall spit
Jess: it's a guy thing
SCOTTY Hi.
The gang just stares.
BENNY He's gonna play with us. He makes nine. Now we got a team.
EXT. SANDLOT - DAY
The pack follows Benny onto the diamond. Scotty trails after
them.
BERTRAM Why'd you bring him for, Benny?
BENNY
'Cause there's eight of us, and he
makes nine.
BERTRAM
Yeah, so would my sister, but I didn't
bring her!
BENNY
With nine Guys we got a whole team.
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HAM
No, with Elswenger we had a whole team,
and Elswenger could throw!
Johnathen; who
Jess: their old friend.
DENUNEZ
He ain't game, Benny. He can't throw
for nothin'.
Scotty drifts off by himself. He can hear what's exchanged.
TIMMY
Benny, you already play all the empty
positions since Elswenger moved to
Arizona.
BENNY
And now I get to rotate 8 positions
instead of 7. I need the practice.
Benny; *nods*
SQUINTS
No you don't. It's stupid, Benny.
The kid's an L-7 weenie.
Squints; *winches*
YEAH-YEAH
Yeah-yeah, Oscar Mayer even.
Jess: ALAN MCLENNAN!!!!
BENNY
Oh yeah, Squints, and you're Willie
freakin' Mays. You catch like a dork -
anybody ever bust your chops about
that?
SQUINTS
(PALTRY EXCUSE)
No, but I'm - ya know, I'm -
BENNY
- and you run like a duck, Yeah- Yeah.
YOU ARE READING
Watching their movies (Sandlot edition)
FanfictionWatching their Movies Book 1: ships: Squints x Wendy David x Hailey Jess X sammy Johnathen x Jess x yeah yeah Jess X ryan Strawberry x repeat Anna x penny Jackson x two ton Rialey x ham Lenny x dp Noa x Smalls Ellie x Jenny Alden x Tommy
