♡ obey me scenarios ♡

42. things that i would probably say to the obey me characters!

Lucifer:

"Fuck you, you and especially you..... I meant like physically idk???"

Mammon:

"I can't do no broke hoe."

Levi:

(You guys know what's gonna happen lol.)

"You know my friend said you look kinda like a young Justin Bieber... I can see it."

Satan:

"Have you ever punched a mirror? Cause I have anger issues and I did that once."

Asmo:

"*starts screaming about how awful everyone's style Levi's hair is*

Fix it. Now."

Beel:

"LET'S GO GET FAST FOOD AND DESTROY MY DIET!!!! WOOHOO!!!!"

Belphie:

"My friend wants to have a talk with you. She has a black belt. That's what you get when young try to kill me, BITCH!!"

Barbartos:

"Suck it up, Poundland Sebastian Michaelis."

Diavolo:

"Sir, you literally kidnapped me... I need you to buy me new nails."

Solomon:

"You know, you kinda look like a goth Harry Potter with no glasses."