♡ obey me scenarios ♡

44. things that i would probably say to the obey me characters! pt.2

Lucifer:

I know I have a crush on you and everything but... can we just talk about how you are the worst disciplinarian, like ever.

Mammon:

Half of my mutuals have a crush on you so I am gonna have to get a timetable of dates. Shit.

Levi:

Boy.... I am taking you to therapy. Right now.

Satan:

You look and act exactly like my best friend and it is weirding me out. Except for the Avatar of Wrath, thing you have going on...

Asmo:

*wide eyes* I am taking you to Westfield (a huge shopping mall in London) right now. I don't care what Lucifer says.

Beel:

You are the only person here with any kind of sense of judgment left.

Belphie:

Fuck you (Fuck you), fuck you very, very much'Cause we hate what you doAnd we hate your whole crewSo, please don't stay in touchFuck you (Fuck you), fuck you very, very much'Cause your words don't translateAnd it's getting quite lateSo, please don't stay in touch

Solomon:

Look here, I am the sub of all subs and I could top you in five seconds straight. Attitude adjustment, please.