Monsters at Work Season 1 (Sulley X Y/N & Tylor X Jamie)

Chapter 56: Sending Argus Off

Argus then came down and talked with the MIFT members.

"As the Facilities Team here at Monsters, Incorporated, all of you are in violation of numerous M.E.R.C. codes, as eye-witnessed by my eyes. And as supervisor, M..." Argus started.

"'Temporary'," Duncan corrected.

"Temporary supervisor, Mr. Duncan P. Anderson, you are responsible for the actions of your team. You should be fired, or, better yet, banished!" Argus finished.

"Banished? Me?" Duncan asked.

"Hey, wait. Come on, it's his first day as supervisor. Give him a break," Tylor defended.

"Give him a break? I've been working non-stop as a M.E.R.C. official for 20 years, and no one's ever given me a break," Argus remarked.

"Look, sir. Even if we all agree Duncan is a pain," Jamie started.

"Hey!" Duncan objected.

"He doesn't deserve banishment. He just started this temporary supervising and everyone makes mistakes, no matter what position they're under," Jamie finished.

"As true as that is, Ms..." Argus said.

"Danger. Jamie Danger," Jamie introduced.

"As true as that is, Ms. Danger, his mistake caused all of Monstropolis to lose power. And that mistake results in banish..." Argus started until that last canister fell on his head, knocking him out.

"Is he..." Duncan wondered.

"Oh. Oh, well. I'll log him in my accident journal," Cutter shrugged.

"We gotta get rid of the body," Duncan said.

"What?" Tylor and Jamie asked.

"I mean, check his pulse, obviously," Duncan replied.

Argus then groaned but stayed unconscious.

"He's alive," Tylor said.

"Thank goodness," Jamie sighed in relief.

"Oh, hurray," Duncan commented sarcastically.

"Aw," Cutter said.

"Looks like he finally got his break," Tylor smirked.

"Break. Give him a break," Duncan gasped then said, "Good idea, me! We can hide him in the vacation door!"

"Oh, of course, yes, vacation door. Perfect. Right," Tylor agreed.

"Come on," Duncan urged as they started picking Argus up.

"Oh. Okay, this is gross. Everything's wet. Why is everything wet?" Tylor asked in disgust.

"I'll tie the tentacles in a knot," Duncan remarked.

"Gross," Tylor commented.

"Is this the right thing to do?" Val asked.

"I'm saying 'no'," Jamie answered.

"I'm gonna remain neutral until I see what happens," Cutter stated.

"This is so gross," Tylor said.

They still struggled in picking him up, but he was tossed at the door before falling on the ground.

"Ouch. I felt that. But he didn't. Come on, let's send him on his holiday," Duncan replied.

They then put him in the door, but one of his tentacles was blocking it from closing.

"Oh, one of his thingies..." Tylor mentioned.

"Goodbye. Yeah, there you go," Duncan said and they shut the door.

After that, they powered the door down.

"Guys? I am pretty sure disposing of a body may be another banishable offense," Val told them.

"That was the only thing we could do. His work-life balance was totally out of whack, all right? Duncan?" Tylor pointed out.

"Right. College Boy is right. We'll make a pact. None of us will speak of this again. We take this to our graves. Nobody saw nothin'," Duncan agreed.

"Well..." Jamie shrugged.

"Nobody saw nothin'!" Duncan repeated.

Cutter cleared her throat and pointed to the side. They followed her line of sight to the briefcase of eyes that saw everything.

"Shh! We need to close the case," Tylor whispered as he ducked down.

They slowly approached it and attempted to shut it, but the eyes escaped before they could.

"Get those eyes!" Tylor said.

They chased them around the room until they managed to put them back, even if they weren't in the best shape.

"And problem solved," Duncan said, closing the case.

"Done and done," Tylor added.

"Not quite. Fritz is still in there," Cutter pointed out.

"Whatever. Fritz ain't coming back for two weeks. I'll figure somethin' out," Duncan assured.

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A/N Two weeks to think of something. Shouldn't be too hard.