Tylor walked up to Monsters Inc. and stopped to look at the slogan.
"'We scare because we care'," he read then chuckled softly.
He then approached the doors.
"Mornin', coworker," he greeted the monster who was taking the slogan down.
Once inside, he looked around and saw George, still bald and with a cone on, and his girlfriend, Chelsea.
"Hey, nice cone. First day as a Scarer," Tylor said.
"Or your last," George muttered, but Tylor didn't hear.
"Poor guy," Chelsea sighed.
He continued looking at the place in awe.
"Wow, I can't believe I'm actually here," he commented.
He then approached the front desk as Celia hummed while cleaning out her desk.
"Hello? Oh," Tylor said.
"Monsters, Incorporated. This is Celia Mae. I no longer answer the phones. Goodbye," Celia said to the monster in the phone.
"Hi, there. Excuse me," he greeted.
"Here's my coffee mug. Now here's my..." she listed.
"Uh. Tylor Tuskmon. Official Scarer," Tylor introduced.
"What? 'Scarer'?" Celia questioned, chuckled, then informed, "No, I'm sorry, talk to the receptionist."
"I thought..." Tylor started.
"I'm the Floor Supervisor!" Celia exclaimed while leaving.
"Then who's the..." Tylor started as she left then added, "Okay, thank you."
He then turned to see the janitor.
"Hi," Tylor greeted.
The janitor grunted in response.
"If I were Ms. Flint's office, where would I..." he started.
The janitor grunted again while pointing in the direction of the main simulation room.
"Got it," Tylor nodded then headed that way.
At that time, Ms. Flint set up the simulator for one of the top Scarers, Ted Pauley as Tylor went in.
"Take your position on the mark in front of the closet door. Then proceed to perform your humorous dissertation or series of physical buffooneries for the artificial child. The metrics of your performance will be measured by our humor gauge as well as our power gauge, which indicates the amount of gigglewatt energy produced. Is that clear?" Ms. Flint explained.
"Uh, hi. Excuse me, Ms. Flint?" Tylor asked.
"Uh-huh. Take a seat. I'll be right with you," she instructed without looking at him.
"Okay, got it. Thanks," he nodded, taking a seat.
He then sat down and watched what was gonna happen.
"Hey, there. Um... Maybe I can tell you a joke? Okay, a joke, a joke. Uh, how do you make a monster float? One monster, two scoops of ice cream, and some root beer. Ta-da! Funny! Tickle tickle. Four years of training at Ghoulliard," Ted said with a chuckle, moved the child around until it broke off the bed, then exclaimed, "Uh...Oh. Whoops!"
"Oh, I'm feeling sick," Ms. Flint grumbled.
"Maybe I'm missing something. Um, that's Ted Pauley," Tylor pointed out.
"Sorry, I broke your child," Ted apologized.
"That's one of your top Scarers. I've had his Scare Card since I was a kid. He's not funny. He's scary," Tylor continued.
"Who are you? You're not on my roster," she said.
"Tylor Tuskmon. New Scarer. It's my first day. Just need my scare assignment," Tylor introduced.
"Tuskmon. Well..." Ms. Flint began.
"Ms. Flint, are you ready for me? I brought a peeled banana and this flower that emits liquids and..." Benitez said as she entered.
"Yes, come in, Miss Benitez," Ms. Flint said to her then told Tylor, "I'm very busy, Mr. Tuskmon, but seeing that we hired you before the change, you'll report to new employee orientation."
"'The change'?" Tylor wondered to himself before leaving.
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A/N Well, this ought to be fun.
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