Chapter 79: Number One, Official Jokester

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The whole class lined up in front of the Laugh Floor while listening to Mike.

"Attention," Mike addressed, cleared his throat, then explained, "Now, listen to me. I don't care if it's a giggle, a chortle, a guffaw, a tee-hee, we need laugh energy, and we need it now. Mary, all five eyes on me. Chuck, all four arms at your side. Kaitlyn, you ooze, you lose. You may not be official Jokesters, but power demand is high. So your mission, make kids laugh."

"This is awesome," Tylor whispered to Benitez.

"I brought my liquid-emitting flower," Benitez said.

"Tuskmon!" Mike shouted, getting eye level with Tylor.

"Sir!" Tylor answered.

"Are you funny, Tuskmon?" Mike asked.

"Yes, sir! I'm very funny, sir!" Tylor said like he was in the army.

"My nana talks funnier than that," Mike remarked.

"Yes, sir! I'm very funny, sir!" Tylor repeated in a baby voice, making Jamie laugh.

"Actually, that's pretty funny," Mike smiled.

"That's my baby voice," Tylor told him in his normal voice.

"You should use that on the Laugh Floor. It even got Jamie laughing," Mike added.

"Uh, Mike? How long do I have to hold you like this?" Sulley asked, who was the reason Mike could be eye level with Tylor.

"Yeah. Blue Boy and I got more work to do," Y/N added.

"Oh. Sorry, guys," Mike apologized then called, "Props!"

They then went in and got what they thought would help bring in laughs.

"This is your official Monsters Inc. issue comedy equipment. Please return them in the condition you received them," Ms. Flint instructed.

"Score! Naked poultry," Tylor chuckled as he grabbed a rubber chicken then asked like on a news broadcast, "Uh, excuse me, sorry, Carla? Tylor Tuskmon here with Monster News. Uh, any last words before I'm number one and Jamie's number two on that board? And go ahead and speak into the chicken clearly."

He then squeaked it at her.

"Honey, your naked chicken needs a mint," Benitez commented.

He smelled it, making him cringe in disgust and Jamie giggle.

"Also, how do you know it won't be me who's number one and you number two?" Jamie smirked.

"Well, you are the funniest monster I know, but I think I got you back," Tylor smirked back.

"We'll see, College Boy," she stated.

"All right, Jokesters, get ready to make those kids laugh. If you fail, Monstropolis will suffer a catastrophic blackout," Mike informed.

"But if you do succeed, whoever's number one on the leaderboard will officially become a Jokester," Ms. Flint added.

"Wow. It is crazy to see my name on the leader board," Tylor laughed then smirked, "Uh, no offense, Carla, but nothing's gonna stop me from being number one up there."

"Not even your girlfriend?" Jamie asked.

He thought about it then answered, "Debatable."

"I'll take it," she decided.

Another alarm sounded.

"We have an inbound door check malfunction on Laugh Floor F. I need a work order ASAP," Celia informed.

"Oh. Ms. Mae, Jamie and I are with MIFT. We can fix it in two seconds," Tylor said.

"Perfect," Celia nodded.

"Number one and two on that board, comin' right back," Jamie said as they ran out of the Laugh Floor.

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A/N This is gonna be crazy.

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