Finding the real Tony Stark

Chapter 18

"Okay peeps how we all doing?"
Murmurs went around the room.
"You're all good? That's nice I'm also good thanks for asking. So I just remembered something... yall need to eat. Unlike me you haven't had any breaks and shit I feel like one of you is just gonna drop dead."

"So help yourself to the all you can eat with is literally endless. I've found something more comfortable than what you're sitting in right now and yeah have a break."
Near the front of the screen a big buffet appeared.

The chairs, sofas and whatever turned into beanbags, rocking chairs and better sofas.

"Ladies bathrooms to the right and men's to the left." Afew bathrooms came up seeing as we don't need long ass lines.
"Ladies no offence but to keep the lines short in and out ok? You go in, piss or shit, wash ur hands and come out no chit chat or anything."

They all nodded. Some people rushed to the bathroom first others to the food.
"Oh and Peter I suggest you go toilet."

Afew hours later everyone was relaxed and more than comfy.
"Everyone good?" They had all sat back down and were munching on something.

Tony is sat in a car that didn't look familiar and next to him is Peter Parker. Tony is dressed in a suit ,without a tie or waist coat, and sunglasses. Peter in a similar suit but he had taken the blazer off and rolled his sleeves up.

"So... hot..."
"What a duo."

It was clear they were on a bit of a road trip seeing as they were on a motor way. (Uh what do Americans call it? I know I know it but I can't remember it rn... HIGHWAY! Or free way... I was thinking of the movie due date since it's a road trip and shit... yah ima continue sorry...)

Peter was watching a Disney movie on his phone with earbuds and was sipping on his drink casually but Tony kept side glancing at him.

"Toy story two... classic good choice."

"Mr Stark..." Peter said after afew minutes of driving.
"Yeah..." he furrowed his eyebrows at Peter's strained voice.
"I- I uh like really really need to use the bathroom..." he said nervously.

"Again!? We literally just stopped at that gas station."
"Yeah like half an hour ago and you bought me a slushy/slurpie."
"Yeah because you asked for it!"
"There aren't any gas stations around.hey FRIDAY."
"Yes boss?" The automated Irish woman replied.

"Could you find us the nearest gas station? Thanks baby girl."
"I'm sorry boss but the next gas station isn't for another 52 miles..."
"For fucks sake."

They stay silent except for the AC/DC playing quietly.
"Can I ask you a question?" Tony nodded.
"So you know how people have like... piss kinks." Peter blushed in embarrassment and Tony looked at him funny.

"Is a piss kink where they like make the other person hold their piss or something then make them piss inside them or something..."
"I-... why the fuck are you asking me!?"

"Isn't it obvious?"

"I don't know... I thought you might know what it is..."
"Why would I- you know what never mind... but no I don't know what it is."
"Ok..."
Again they say not talking. Tony groaned then typed something onto the screen. He let go off the steering wheel and leaned back in his seat.
"WHAT?"
"Woah."

"MR STARK!" Peter reached over and grabbed the wheel as he thought something would happened but when the wheel didn't budge and the car kept going straight ahead he let go.

"Don't worry kid F.R.I.D.A.Y is driving aren't you baby girl?"
"Yes boss."

"Why does he call her baby girl???"
"Well one because she's a girl. And I'm guessing this is a bit after ultron so Friday is still young. He treats his creations like his children. She's his baby girl I guess." Rhodey answered fondly. Tony probably trusts bots more than people.

Tony leaned back groaning and crossed his legs.
"Are you ok Mr Stark?"
"Mmh. Sure am."
"Ok... can we play a game?"
"No"
"Please?"
"No-."
Peter gave him his best puppy dog eyes.
"Fine... fine what game?"
"Eye spy! I'll start.."

"You are so childish you know that right?"
"Yeah... yeah I do." Peter admitted.

"Eye spy with my little eye... something beginning with T."
"Lemme guess a tree?"
"Nope." Peter giggled.
Tony threw his head back and closed his eyes.
"Is it Tony..."
"Yes! Your turn."
"Uhh eye spy with my little eye something that begins with s."

"OO! Shoes!"
"Nope."
"Oh uh shore?"
"Do you see a shore?"
"Dumbass."
"No uhhhhh sunglasses?"
"Nope."
"I give up!"
"Seat."
"Ohhh."
"And you're supposed to be smart." MJ rolls her eyes.
They sat in silence after that both getting really impatient.
"Mr Stark... I don't feel so good."
"I know kid. I know. Just- can you hang on for a bit longer?"

Peter shakes his head looking down, biting his lip.
"Hey it's ok just uh would you be ok pissing outside?"
"I- I guess..."
"Good just hold on. And please don't cry."
He adds seeing peters glassy eyes.

"Perfect." He spots an old abandoned building. Probably an old convenience store.
He pulls over and takes peter around the back.

"If I hadn't seen what happened before I would've thought he's kidnapped Peter and is about to kill him."

Tony takes Peter around the back and turns away from him.
Peter looks a little dumbstruck and stares at Tony's back.
The sound of Tony's zipper opening fills the silence then a little shuffling and he looks behind him to see Peter staring at the back of his head.

"What the fuck? Peter turn around and do your business. Why are you watching me take my cock out? Turn around." He shoves peters shoulder hard enough for the boy to turn to the wall.

Tony throws his head back and sighs in relief as he finally lets it all out.
He has to put one hand on the wall to keep himself steady.
Peter hesitantly turns and unzips his own pants so he can piss.

"Ah!" Peter is halfway through a piss when he shouts and moves away from the wall and accidentally pisses on the back of Tony's leg.

Basically the whole room bursts out laughing while Peter is hiding an embarrassed blush for MJ who is trying to draw him.

"Peter! What!?"
"Mr Stark there's a spider!"

"I-."
"You're Spider-Man and you're scared of spiders..."
"Peter..."
"I have a logical explanation. A radioactive spider bit me and it hurt like hell so technically that's a good reason.

"A good reason to piss on Tony Stark?" Someone snorts.
"This is quality kid." Clint is laughing his ass off and high fives Peter.

Tony looks at it but then turns around and looks again.
He kicks his foot out from behind him and kicks the spider like a horse would kick a person with a back leg.

"Thanks."
Tony looks down and dries off then zips up his pants.
"Well I'm gonna have to change."
He flicks Peter on the back of his head.
"Ow."
"You better hope I have spare pants." He goes to the boot and finds some loose jeans.
"Thank fuck." He quickly changes flashing his spongebob boxers and gets back in the car still wearing everything from before but jeans instead of smart slacks. He put those in an old garbage bin.

"So that's why he turned up to the meeting with jeans..." pepper mused smiling at Peter.