So ive wanted to write this story for like ever. So in my head im thinking new york 19s and 20s get taken to a room where they have to watch the real side of tony stark like his shit past and stuff. No I dont own marvel if you though that you are DU...
"I was planning on showing the harsh Tony and Pepper breakup-." "What!?" "Yeah yall need to know the truth, Tony was the good one in the relationship and everyone is out here thinking he cheated or summit when it's the other way round."
"Double what!!???" "Yeah that's not the point you will see that later cuz I found a sort of funny one but I can't be arsed to forget it cuz it's good."
Tony agreed with Aj, mostly because he didn't want anyone to see the breakup.
Tony and Nat were sat in the living room cuddled up on the couch, watching some movie. They lay under a huge pile of blankets and Tony was slowly dozing off. Natasha was stoking his hair with her left hand which had a wedding ring on the ring finger.
"Oh my god so this is after you guys marry!" "Not gonna lie but you're kinda ruining my life like you're telling me everything that's happening in my future and shit..."
Suddenly Jarvis interrupts them by announcing that they have an incoming phone call from their son, Alex's, teacher.
"For fucks sake what now? Answer it J." Tony waves his hand to accept the call.
"Hello Mr and Mrs Stark this is Mrs Blossom I'm your son's teacher-." "Mrs possum?" Tony interrupts her confused. "No Mrs Blossom." "Mrs bosom?" "No it's Mrs blossom- that's besides the point Mr Stark I'm calling because of something concerning your son handed in for his homework about his hero is it ok for the both of you to come in and have a chat about it?"
"Of course we'll be there in a bit." Nat replied to her husbands displeasure. "Ok I don't have any classes for the rest of the day as they have a supply I'll be in room E11."
Tony sighed and buried himself back into the blankets. Nat pulls them all away and drags him up. "Come on we have to go."
They finally arrive at school and enter her classroom. "Ah Mr and Mrs Stark. I don't have long so I was hoping we could get to the point. Firstly I'd like to say it's all mostly about you Mr Stark and some of it is quiet inappropriate and I hope the last one doesn't embarrass you but here is the first sheet.
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She hands him this (it obviously doesn't say the bottom bit) Tony and Nat read it happy, then confused then Tony sat up straight. "Just to be clear I am no scared of her-," "You sure?" Nat asks. "I uh- yeah..." Mrs Blossom looks between them with a raised eyebrow.
"This is the one I'm concerned about and he handed it in today..."
Tony took it and read it out loud, "my hero is my daddy- well that's nice." "That's what I thought especially as you're Ironman but just continue..." "He saved mommy from going to heaven. My mommy would be dead if he was not brave. It happened last week. I heard mommy say 'oH gOd I'm CoMiNg!' And that scared me so I ran into their room. God was trying to take mummy to heaven. She was on top of Daddy and Daddy was pulling her down with his strength but god was also pulling aswell and she kept going up and down it was like tug of war. She kept crying out and Said oh god I'm coming. Then daddy turned them around so he was on top and god couldn't get to her. But god was still pulling her up so daddy pushed her back down with all of his strong muscles and mommy was hanging onto him. He pushed so many times until god let go. He was very tired after saving her. That is why daddy is my hero, because he saved my mommy..."
Tony and Natasha had both god beet red and clearly Mrs Blossom seemed just as embarrassed.
"Holy shit..." Rhodey and Clint were stifling their laughter. Tony was staring at the screen with his jaw wide open and Natasha was hiding her face in his shoulder. "Oh my god!" Many people were laughing. I mean imagine.
"Good job bud you saved her from going to heaven!" Rhodey snorted.
