Finding the real Tony Stark

Chapter 32

"Tony are you sure this is a good idea?" Clint's voice echoed.

"Oh god what are you two doing now?" Maria sighed.
"Nothing..." they answered simultaneous. Nobody believed them as they looked like two little boys who just stole the last two cookies from the cookie jar.

"Clint. Why would you doubt me? I've done this a million times. It's one of the perks of owning massive empty mansions." Tony said. He was walking around the floor, spilling baby oil or something all over the floor, like everywhere.

"Plus I've seen loads of movies." He added.
"Are you going to help or just gawk?"

Clint nodded and grabbed a bottle.
"Clinton my friend, there is a reason I always win. That's because I always think ahead. If you're going to be on my team this year, the winning team, you're going to need to use that little birdbrain of yours."

"Wait he has a brain?" Scott asked
"Ha ha ha." Clint replied sarcastically while everyone else laughed.

Clint snorted aswell as Tony and they finished putting oil all over the floor.
"How do we get out?" Clint realised they had trapped themselves in a corner.

Tony opened his mouth then closed it.
"Didn't think that far ahead do you?"
"I blame you... you're a distraction. There's only one way out... either we break the window and jump out which isn't an option because Nat will kill me and the other slash only option is skating/sliding across it."

Clint and Tony stared at each other worried.
"Don't worry, I trained for this. I didn't oil my floors for no reason. It made the floors extra slippy so I could slide around. I wanted to see how far I could slide. Pepper told me off and made me clean it up of course but it was totally worth it."

"No." Laura said with no hesitation.
"You are not oiling our floors."

"Man you're so lucky. Laura would never let me do that."

"Perks of being a lonely man. Now are we doing this or not? They're almost here." They both looked at each-other before nodding and doing some hand shake.

They both took off at the same time and Clint fell almost straight away.

Tony had more luck as he was wearing socks and he slid about half way until he slipped back and hit his head. He tried to get back up but slipped back down. Then he got up onto his legs but they slipped and his legs split making him do the splits.

"PAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!" Everyone in the room had burst out laughing.

Jarvis tried to stifle his laughter but couldn't help it and joined in.
Tony was blushing in embarrassment and looked over to Clint then spat, "This is your fault bird brain!"

"Sir, the avengers are approaching from all around. All your exit options beside the widow have been blocked."

"Shit shit shit!" Clint jumped onto a table and used it to get up into the vent.
"Good luck!" He shouted.
Tony rolled his eyes. "Note to self, never trust Clint."

He slowly got back up and smiled in triumph when he stood. Then he pushed off from the wall and headed straight towards the window. Just as the avengers walked in, Tony had smashed out the window and started free falling.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed. Nat and the others looked out the broken window at him.

"TONY YOU BASTARD!" Nat shouted.

"LOVE YOU TOO NAT!" Tony shouted up." Natasha sighed. Then the double doors behind them opened and the Ironman suit canes flying out and chased after Tony, closing around him and stopping him from falling just before he hit the ground.

"How come you can jump out of windows but I can't ?" Peter whined.
"He isn't allowed to jump out windows Peter. Neither are you." Nat said, rubbing her temples.

Tony stayed silent.

"That's it for this reaction sorry it was short guys. I figured I should get one last good memory before what I'm going to show next."

A/N: the next chapter will take some time as I'm going to start on the Ironman movies so I'm going to have to copy the script it will take a while. I'm going to have to do the movies in afew separate chapters because the movies are longer thanks for the support! Love u all