Finding the real Tony Stark

Chapter 22

"Ok guys... so I'm thinking it's time we bring our little genius in."
Everyone burst into chatter.
"Hush mush people. Now there are some rules. 1. Do NOT and I mean do NOT go near him unless you are on this certain list of people."
A list of names came up on the screen.
2. Don't talk so much or anything and just like leave him alone right?" AJ listed afew other rules and everyone agreed.

A bright light erupted in the ceiling and a sleeping Tony Stark slowly floated down and landed softly next to Natasha.

"So you couldn't have brought me down like that? You just like yeeted me off the ceiling or something?"

She ran over to him as he slowly woke and helped him sit up.
"Where are we?" He groaned rubbing his eyes.
She kissed his forehead.
"Tony please try to stay calm ok? Just- everything is ok you are going to be fine I don't want you to panic."

"What are you-." His eyes widen at the sight of literally everyone. He still hadn't seen Peggy, and them lot but his eyes froze on Steve. His heart skipped a beat and he scrambled backwards as far as he could behind Natasha into a corner.

Almost everyone's eyes were on him.
But his eyes finally landed on Howard, that's when he went into panic attack mode.
Nat was able to calm him down with the help of Peter and yelena because they were closest.
"Erm AJ you can do the explaining..."

After explaining.....
"WHAT!? How- why- no- you can't do that! That's just a straight up violation of my fucking privacy and you can't just show everyone- and you can't tell them like every fucking secret I've ever had this is- I have like no privacy!"

"I mean at least I covered up your dick... like I blurred it-..."

"SO WHAT!? I swear half the people in the room have seen my fucking dick in some sort of video! You want me to show you right now?" He takes off his belt while Nat and some others try to stop him but they cant.

He pulls down his jeans and boxers. Everyone gasps.
"See! Nobody cares! It's just a dick... all you men have one, ladies yall have most likely seen a dick before the only difference is the fucking size-."

"Tony-."
"No! See you blurred out my dick. Who cares!? You can't just go out there and completely expose me! You have no idea how long it takes to build masks and and-." He pulled his jeans up :(.
"Dang he big..." someone whispered.

What!? Everyone was thinking it.
"Tony could you please calm down a second and let me explain."
"I brought everyone here to see the real you. So they would stop blaming and hating you. So that they would stop betraying and hurting you so that they can atleast appreciate the man who finally became happy after years of torture just to sacrifice himself for this ungrateful universe that doesn't even like you!"

Tony calmed down and after more arguing Tony finally spotted Peggy and tackled her to the ground in a hug and cried into her shoulder while Jarvis and Anna joined.
"Now let's get started with the next clip."

Tony was walking around the tower and it was super dark. Probably night as he had pyjamas on. He was walking with a stark pad in his hand when he tripped over something.
"Woah! Ow fuck!"
"Oh fuck! Shit shit shit that hurt like a mother fucking- what the fuck was that? Jarvis lights."
"Language." Almost everyone in the room shouted, trying to make Tony feel better.
"Oh great wow how the fuck does he even drop that there? Does he not take it with him? Why would he just drop it right in the middle of the floor!"
They finally saw he was looking at Thor's hammer.

He grumbled and swore some more when he casually walked over to it and picked it up. Then put it to the side against a wall.

Everyone that knew stared at the screen gobsmacked. Thor and Loki especially.
"Anthony! You can wield mijonlir!? Why didn't you say anything?"

"I- I uh-."
"It's fine Tony I'll show that bit you don't have to explain."

"Father?" Both Loki and Thor asked.
"In time..." was all Odin replied with a smug but kind smile on his face.

"Jarvis can you remind me to tell Thor about that?"
"Yes sir"
"Thanks J."

"You never told me?"
"I kinda changed my mind..."

The next morning Tony was sat in the kitchen eating cereal and drinking coffee when Thor and Nat walked in.
"So you're saying that whoever can wield Uhh... your hammer. Like rules asguard?"
Nat asked.

"Yes lady natasha! Only those who are worthy can wield her." He held out his hand and she came to his hand.
"See here read this." He pointed at something engraved in the side.

"
" she read out. "That's pretty cool."
"Aye."

Tony was staring in shock with coffee dribbling out of his mouth and a spoonful of cereal infront of his mouth.

Natasha spotted him and tutted.
"Tony! You're making a mess." He snapped out of his daze when Natasha had brought over a tissue.

One of her hands held his cheek and the other wiped his chin like a child.
He choked on the coffee in his mouth and let Nat slap his back.

"Ow." She shrugged and sat next to him.
"Is this why you didn't say anything Anthony?" Thor asked.
Tony nodded kinda shyly then added, "that and like she's yours you know like you two are like-." He put his hands together 👏🏼
"You're connected and she's yours I don't know how to explain it...."

Thor smiled at Tony and surprisingly Loki looked proud of Tony...

"What's up with you?" Nat nudged his shoulder with hers.

"Hold up. You guys never thought anything off them two like you know how close they were and stuff???"
Peter asked.
"I-."
"I mean kinda I just thought it was because of the undercover mission at his house and that they maybe bonded."
Clint shrugged and the other avengers looked around sheepishly.

Tony nodded and played with his cereal.
"Stop playing with your food."

Peggy smiled, happy that someone was there for Tony and babysitting him.

"Top right shelf next to the toaster." Tony said.
Thor looked at him and opened it smiling in delight at all the cupboard full of pop tarts.

"You are the last pop tarts yesterday and I don't really want a repeat of last time so I got you some more."

"Thank you Friend this is glorious!" Thor boomed and pulled Tony into a bone crushing hug.
"Thor- can't... can't breath!" Tony wheezed.

Next to him mijonlir started humming.

"What exactly happened last time?" Frigga asked.
"Oh you don't wanna know." Clint chuckled.

Thor looked embarrassed as Frigga told him off for most likely 'over reacting'.

This time Tony was in bed with nothing but boxers and himself.
Next to him was a square shaped item, definitely not pepper... or Nat?

"J'rvs... why is my bed so w'rm?" Tony mumbled snuggling closer to the heat source.

Odin snickered knowing what would happen next.

"Sir I suggest you wake up..." Tony opened his eyes and looked under the covers shouting as if it jumpscared him and jumped out of the warm bed, accidentally banging his head on the floor.

"Ow..." mijonlir was next to him radiating heat.
"Wh- what is she doing in my bed!?"
"Sir it seems that she made her way here last night after Mr Odinson fell asleep."

To be continued in a second part of the Thor and Tony bit cuz I cba to write more plus yall want an update soooo.