Finding the real Tony Stark

Chapter 7

"Ok this one is going to be happy and VERY long. You lot ever wonder what the avengers did in their free time?" Many murmurs and nods went around.

"Well Stark is on mad scientist but mix him when he's drunk with science... whooo that's a real trip which I'm gonna show you now enjoy"
Tony's family, Jarvis, Anna, pepper and Rhodey sighed knowing what was going to happen next.
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Bruce really didn't have any words. Like at all. He just continued to stare while a very drunk Tony continued to fight the wall with a light saber. "Toooooonnnyyy!" Pepper growled from behind him and Tony looked up from his battle with the losing wall and bowed. "Master Yoda, Mistress Pepper, I am in the middle of battle!" Tony stabbed the red Light Saber through the wall and Bruce just continued to stare. Pepper sighed and patted him on the back. "He made a Light Saber." Bruce said uncomprehendingly. Pepper nodded. "He does that. Last time it was broomstick from Harry Potter. We got off lucky. Tony stop stabbing him he's dead." Tony ignored her and Clint happened to walk in with Natasha at that moment. They both just froze and Pepper heard Steve and Thor close behind them.

Everyone just stared a moment frozen, before Thor broke the silence. "Why is friend Tony stabbing the wall?" Pepper opened her mouth but Tony interrupted her.

"I am Luke Skywalker! I am fighting an important battle for the safety of the universe!" Thor smiled and raised his hammer running to Tony's side. "I shall fight with you!" Tony bowed to him and they continued to smash the wall together. Pepper sighed and picked up her phone. "Albert? Yeah,again. No living room this time. Light saber. No brooms, hammers though. Decaf or not this time? Whole walls gonna be down. Non Decaf? Sure. Yeah see you in two hours."
"Thor you stupid oaf you just beat a wall...."
"Well it was most enjoyable"

Pepper hung up the phone to see Natasha and Bruce staring at her now, but Clint and Steve were still staring at Tony and Thor. "He actually MADE a REAL Star Wars Light Saber." Pepper nodded and Clint's jaw dropped further. "I SO WANT ONE TONY!" Tony stopped fighting the wall for a moment and walked to Clint looking at him before staring at Bruce and Pepper. "The force in strong in this one masters, I'm taking him!" Tony then promptly grabbed Clint's wrist and pulled him behind him as he went off towards the lab. "Come friend with hammer! To the armory!"Thor followed Tony and Clint down the hallway smiling like an idiot

Steve looked at her with confused eyes and cocked his head to the side. "What is Star Wars?" Pepper sighed pinching the bridge of her nose and counting to 10."Steve just don't believe him when he tells you he's your father."
The asguardians aswell as basically everyone else cracked up.
"Oh my god we so need to tell Peter about this I had no idea and Mr Stark liked Star Wars!" Ned gasped through giggles.

MJ just agreed.
"Of course Clint would do that" his mother said rolling her eyes playfully.
"No but seriously what's Star Wars..." Steve asked maki everyone else laugh even harder if possible.
"What-What the hell?!" Natasha said walking into Clint's room to find him very drunk, and Battling Tony Stark with a Light Saber. "CLINT!" Clint stopped fighting Tony for a moment and he scrunched his eyes confused. "Natasha?" Natasha growled. "What- Are-You-Doing!?" Clint started to answer then stopped and dodged a swipe of Tony's Light Saber and rolled under his feet. "Join the dark side!" Tony yelled and Clint ran to the wall and kicked off of it pushing himself away from the wall and knocking Tony to the ground. "Never!" Clint yelled and Natasha glared at the men.

"Where's Thor?!" She said suddenly worried noticing the absence of the god. Clint and Tony both stopped and stared at her. "Thor. God of Thunder?" She elaborated and continued to receive blank stares."Ya know, hammer, gold hair?" Understanding lit in the drunken men's faces."Ohhhhh....." Tony said slurred slightly. "He...." Tony frowned at nothing for a moment as if he lost his train of thought, but Clint picked it up. "Gold man with hammer fell out of the window."
"Thor..." his parents looked at him disapprovingly.
"In my defence I do not recall any of this!"