Finding the real Tony Stark

Chapter 21

"Ok guys this is a complication of Tony on missions and stuff..."
"SHIELD missions."
Clint snickered this was going to be comedy gold.

Clint is in an interrogation room interrogating some thug.
Tony was behind the one way glass.

"Ask him about the bank account!" He shouted through.

"I swear he isn't supposed to talk?"
"He's Tony."

"I-." Clint sighed and looked back at the glass.
"Ask about his bank account!" He banged on it still not visible.
"Ask him about his bank account!"
Again he banged on the glass repeatedly.

Suddenly the whole window shattered and fell leaving the thug and Clint to stare in shock.
Many people jumped up in shock.
"Ask him about the bank account."
Tony stared at the glass with an o shaped mouth.
"I was getting to that part..."
"FURY! CLINT BROKE THE GLASS." Tony shouted walking out the room.
"I knew it was Tony."
"I told you!"
"Yeah well why would I believe you?"
"Rude."

This time the whole team except banner were huddled around a garbage shoot in some shitty apartment hallway.

"Question is who's going to go down there?" Steve said with his hands on his hips.

Everyone stayed silent then turned to look at Tony.
"What...why are you all looking at me?"
"Oh! No way I'm not going down there I won't fit."

"Course you will."

"Tony you're the smallest one. None of us will fit."
"What about Clint!? He literally lives in the vents."
"The vents are bigger." Clint shrugged.
"They really aren't Clint.."
"Plus I have broader shoulders."
"What about Nat shes smaller than all of us no offence but look she's so skinny and small."

"Yeah I would still get stuck."
"How?"
"Tits."
Tony opened his mouth but said nothing and closed it, then turned back to Clint while Steve blushed.
"She has a point."
"I know I do."

"Tony I won't fit because I'm to muscular and tall same with Thor, Clint has broad shoulders and before you say, the vents are bigger. Nat has uh..."
"Tits"
"Yeah and you're the smallest."
"Aye! Man of iron you are indeed small."
"That was rude Thor." Frigga said.
"I was just stating the facts!"
"I'm not small." Tony grumbled.
"You are." Basically the whole room said.
"Tony I'm your captain now listen to my orders and go down the chute!"
Tony steps out the suit grumbling.

"Do not worry Stark we shan't drop you." Thro smiled reassuringly.
"You better not."
The scene skipped to Steve and Thor holding one leg each and only Tony's legs were visible.

'Snap' Peter took a pic for memories.
"You see anything yet!?" Steve shouts.
"No not yet." Tony's muffled voice reaches them.
"LAPD FREEZE!" A young cop came up to them holding his gun up aimed at them and Thor, not understanding let go of Tony and lifted his hammer.

"Thor! It's just a cop! Sorry sir we're the avengers, we're here on official business."
"Oh my god..." Steve held his hands up in peace also letting go of Tony.
"I found it!"
"Shit I think I'm stuck..."
"Title of your sex tape." Clint snickered
"Title of your sex tape." Others laughed
"Jinx!"
Clint kicked the metal chute and Tony's legs disappeared as he fell down.
"Ahhhhh!"
"You said you wouldn't drop him!"
"I didn't mean to..." Steve said rubbing his neck.
"If I could have a say it was Clinton's fault."
"Just Clint Thor... just Clint."
Tony is for some reason in a trailer handcuffed to a table with two Mexican guards in front of him. He had a cast and afew other nasty looking injuries.