I'd Dye For You || m.c.

Chapter 28

Michael's POV

"What do you want to do?" I ask her flatly, sitting down on the bed.

"Well, I haven't seen that dick of yours in 8 months so we could do something with that." She says 'seductively'. It may have turned some guys on but I really wasn't in the mood to do anything of that nature with her.

"I'm good thanks." I say slowly scooting away.

"Aww c'mon Moochael." She begs giving me puppy dog eyes. More like horny ass pigeon eyes.

"Don't call me that." I say, scooting even farther away from her.

"Why not? I used to call you that all the time."

"Yeah and I've always hated it. It sounds like you're calling me a cow."

"Okay.....But seriously I want your dick." She says giving me a serious look.

"How about no."

"We don't need to have sex even, I could do something for you." She says giving me a blue eyed wink.

"I'm going to leave if you keep on this." I say getting agitated.

"Ugh fine." She says, crossing her arms and pouting.

I really can't even feel sorry for her. She's a bitch, but she's needed for my plan.

"Oh come here." I say as I trap her in an awkward hug.

She smells too strongly of perfume for my taste. Zoë uses this one kind of lotion that just makes her smell so appetizing. It's like a citrus lavender smell and I literally drink it in with my nose every time I'm around her.

"Can we do it now?" She asks again.

Then suddenly the door bursts open and a intimidating looking Zoë stands at the entrance. Saved by the bell.

"You!" She screams, pointing at Cameron. "You're the bitch who couldn't cut hair for shit!" She accuses.

"That's how I know you! You're the whore who got me fired!" Cameron yells in return.

"Well you deserved it you skank! You couldn't figure out how to brush my fucking hair! I mean is it really that hard? You take the brush, you put it against the hair, then you drag it downwards. A 3 year old could have done it better than you!" Zoë screams, inching closer and closer to Cameron and I.

"Well it's kind of hard to concentrate when I'm getting sucked into a colored vortex of hair! Which by the way, I love the new color, makes you looks even more like a $5 hooker!" Cameron shrieks as loud as she can.

Okay, that made me want to punt her across the country. I love Zoë's hair, and she shouldn't have to take this shit from her. Unfortunately, I have to look like I like Cameron and want to defend her if this is going to work.

It has to work.

But she's making it really hard for me to not kick her face in.

"$5? That's $4.99 more than you'd ever make, you asshole casserole." Zoë retorts, almost causing me to release a guffaw. What it was clever!

Before Cameron could get a chance to think of a comeback, slow blondes, Zoë already had hers.

"Oh, and I don't know if you know this, but Michael is just using you."

Wait, she knew?

"W-what?" Cameron gasps, looking from Zoë to me and back again.

"Honey, I can explain it to you, I can't understand it for you." Zoë says rolling her eyes.

"Is that true?" Cameron asks me.

"Oh course not! I don't know where she got an idea like that from." I reassure her.

"Oh thank goodness!" She yelps grabbing ahold of me and pulling me into a sloppy kiss.

It was literally the worst kiss of my life.

"Get a fucking room." I hear Zoë say before she slams the door.

The second she leaves I push Cameron away from me.

"What was that for?" She asks looking hurt. She's a terrible faker.

"What do you mean 'what was that for'? You made me look stupid in front of Zoë!" I yell at her.

"Why would you even care about her? She's a stupid bitch who could only get a boyfriend because he wanted to get high off her hair dye." Cameron says rolling her eyes.

That's when I lost it.

"Never ever call her that again! She's the nicest, sweetest, most loveable person you'll ever meet in your entire life and I don't need you making her feel bad! Plus, I fucking use hair dye if you didn't notice! So back off!!!" I scream.

"Whatever Michael." She scoffs and leaves the room.

I fall down on the bed and sigh.

This is going to be a lot more difficult than I expected.

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A/N: Surprise!!! 2 updates in one day. You're really lucky lol jk.

Hehehe I love cat fights. Even if they aren't physical.

Have you ever been in a fight before?

I haven't but I know that if someone was talking about my boyfriend like that (pfft like I'll ever get one) I would cunt punt a bitch.

Anyways, do you think Michael's plan is working?

Hope you enjoyed <3