Rosé one shot

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Y/N opens the door for the blonde like she has done it the thousand times before. She doesn't know how do they still keep this strange relationship when she is so sick and tired of the blonde's presence.

"Look at the time now,"
Y/N demands coldly with her raspy voice.

"3.21a.m,"

"Exactly, Roseanne! It's 3.21a.m, it is also known as normal people's sleeping time and you are disturbing my sleep at this unpleasant hour,"

"I can't sleep,"

"So? How is that my problem? You have Jennie, Lisa and Jisoo to bother,"

"Just let me in, please. I like your couch better,"
She pouts. As expected, Y/N gives in and opens the door wider for the latter to come in.

"You have a freaking mansion to live in, and yet you told me that you like to sleep on my couch better,"

"I have slept here almost every night, this is basically my bed,"
Rosé lies on the couch in Y/N's living room, giving out a sigh in satisfaction.

"Whatever, you know the rule,"

"Don't wake you up and remember to lock the door when I leave, okay. We are all good, ma'am,"
Rosé winks at Y/N playfully while Y/N turns her back around to head back to her bedroom and continue her beauty sleeping time.

"Am I allowed to drink though?"

"No, unless you pay the double price,"

"You should rob the bank instead,"

"I am kind enough to not make you pay for sleeping on my couch so shut the fuck up and give me back my peaceful sleep,"

"Alright,"

The next morning
"Do you need a ride to the office?"
Rosé asks Y/N when they are having breakfast that Rosé has kindly cooked for themselves.

"I believe that you didn't get in trouble this week, so why is there a need for me to be there?"

"Well..."

"What is it this time? Personal or company?"

"Personal,"

"Who harass you this time?"
Y/N asks speechlessly.

"Just this girl called Yuna. I swear, I didn't even flirt with her, but she clings to me as if she is my girlfriend. Can I sue her?"

"You can, but it is for personal issue, so you need to pay me extra,"

"I can pay you as much as you want, just help me get rid of this girl. Do you have any idea how many pretty girls I have missed out just because of her?"
Rosé covers her heart dramatically.

"Not interested. Remember to wash the dishes,"
Y/N says before she goes back to her room and gets changed into formal suit.

"I am your boss,"
Rosé whines.

"You know I could refuse to take your case right?"

"Washing dishes is my favourite household to do,"

"Glad to hear that,"