Pikachu: YOU WANNA GO PINKY
GayOverlord: YEAH I WANNA GO! YOU WANNA GO IDIOT?
Pikachu: YEAH I WANNA GO
GayOverlord: MEET ME BEHIND OLIVE GARDEN AT MIDNIGHT BITCH!
Pikachu: DEAL
Mom: What are you two fighting about?
TheRock: Denki told Mina that she couldn't be the twerking queen. Mina twerked on him.
TheRock: That pissed Denki off and now they're at war.
Mom: Over... Twerking?
TheRock: Yes over twerking and slut moves in general.
Mom: Dear god.
Mom: I sympathize for Bakugo. He needs a new group.
TheRock: @DekuSquad can I join you?
RIPpit: Too late. We already adopted Shinso with us. Find your own group.
emobirb: That was so fucking stupid.
emobirb: Also, Izuku I have so much more respect for you.
Izuku: Stupid or not, I'm glad I was on drugs and suggested it.
Izuku: Also, thank you Tokoyami.
Pikachu: YO
Pikachu: THEY BE BACK FROM THE DEAD
TheRock: Holy fudge. You right.
Izuku: Did you guys really think we were dead?
GayOverlord: Yeah kinda. You guys legit just like died.
Ineedanap: You really think that I would let three students kill themselves? Especially since I was with them?
GayOverlord: Kinda, yeah.
Hitoshi: I'm just shocked you were fucking legally adopted.
ZoomieBoi: WHAT?
Mom: I'm confused as well.
Izuku: Oh yeah! I have three parents now!
Shoto: Since when did you have three parents Midoriya?
KingExplosionMurder: Yeah!
KingExplosionMurder: Last I remember you only had one parent because your father "left for milk and never came back" Shitty nerd.
Izuku: Yeah, Fuck you too Kacchan.
KingExplosionMurder: WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS BROKE DEKU?
Shoto: I believe it was you, blasty bitch.
Mom: Despite that, Midoriya, what do you mean you have three parents now?
Hitoshi: Dad legally adopted him. Inko is still his mother and has most custody of him, but he has been legally adopted.
SpeakerGay: WHAT?
Ineedanap: I got us another fucking son. You gonna question that?
SpeakerGay: No. Thank you Shota.
Ineedanap: No problem idiot.
KingExplosionMurder: So your now brothers with mind bitch, Deku?
Izuku: YUP!
Word Count: 300
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Random Drabbles
FanfictionThis is just a bunch of oneshots I wrote that aren't horribly cringe from mulitple fandoms, or even books that I started writing but don't have the motivation to finish. I'm just throwing this out there bc I want to clean up my drafts a bit.
