Pikachu: I'm high as fuck
Pikachu: Me too
Pikachu: Oh shit that's me
Pikachu has logged off
LeaveMeAlone: What the actual fuck?
GoneLikeTheWind: Oh Jiro! How are you feeling?
LeaveMeAlone: I'm fine. Could honestly be better but Momo and I are heading back to the dorms right now.
GoneLikeTheWind: Sweet.
LeaveMeAlone: Now. I want answers to what Kaminari just said.
Aoyama: Kaminari and Hanta are walking around the movie theater high.
LeaveMeAlone: And how would you know this?
Aoyama: I'm watching them.
GoneLikeTheWind: Why are you watching them?
Aoyama: I was at the movies and found them.
Aoyama: They're being really stupid, it's impossible to leave with this sight.
Izuku: You can't speel slaughter without laughter!
flybitch: WTF...
RIPpit: I'm sorry. He's on a lot of meds and refuses to get off his phone.
RIPpit: Please excuse anything the cinnamon roll says.
Izuku: WHATCHU TALKING 'BOUT!
Izuku: I AIN'T NO SINNAMON ROLL!
Pikachu: I din;t know you could be like that Mido
Pikachu: I;m actually horny (A/N: These are actual spelling mistakes I'm making and deciding to leave.)
emobirb: What even is this chat even more?
emobirb: What is my life anymore?
Izuku: I dunno.
Izuku: OH OH OH!
GoneLikeTheWind: Midoriya, do you want to say something?
Izuku: Tokoyami and I should just like.
Izuku: Like... uhm
emobirb: Die?
Izuku: YEAH!
emobirb: Yo, I'm down.
Mom: How many meds is Midoriya on?
RIPpit: Painkillers, sickness pills or something, and a bottle of Gatorade. This is just him with a hangover apparently.
Mom: Alright then.
Mom has logged off
Izuku: Aizawa. Can Tokoyami and I die?
Ineedanap: Only if I can die, too.
emobirb: Sure.
emobirb: Meet on the roof in five?
Izuku: Yeah!
Ineedanap: Give me ten.
emobirb: See you there.
emobirb has logged off
Izuku has logged off
Ineedanap has logged off
RIPpit: Shit. He's actually going.
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Random Drabbles
FanfictionThis is just a bunch of oneshots I wrote that aren't horribly cringe from mulitple fandoms, or even books that I started writing but don't have the motivation to finish. I'm just throwing this out there bc I want to clean up my drafts a bit.
