EU: *appears out of nowhere with a backpack* Hola soy Dora
ASEAN, who was interrupted from a talk with Myanmar: what the fuck
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Britian: Does anyone know who raised Singapore? I need to report something.
Malaysia: What happened?
Britain: Well I locked him in a room for him to sleep together with his papers, the next hour I see nobody in the room but a broken window and the papers are gone.
Malaysia: That probably would be under papa ASEAN's influence.
Britain:
Britian: I wonder what went wrong in raising him.
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Phil: Die.
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UN: Does anyone know how to draw eyes?
UNASUR: Just draw 2 circles or something
EU: You don't.
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Australia, reading a Wikipedia article: "People of Southeast Asia origins are known as Southeast Asians or Aseanites."
Australia: If I were to be accepted in ASEAN, does that mean I can be called an Aseanite?
ASEAN:
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Vietnam: I wonder how Phil was able to handle a pasta food and rice at the same time, it doesn't make sense
Cambodia: They just do, I don't get it either
Laos: let's just wait until they suffer from too much carbohydrates
Vietnam:
Cambodia:
Laos:
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Indonesia, in a high voice, holding Barbie: hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Malaysia, in a deep voice, holding Ken: nonsense, Barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Myanmar: what the fuck are you guys doing
Indonesia: playing systemic oppression
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Singapore: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Brunei: The cow???
Singapore: What?
Vietnam: Brunei?! W H Y-
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Thailand: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.
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EU: How's the sexiest person here~?
ASEAN: I don't know, how are they?
EU: I-
AU, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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ASEAN (off of work): Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Singapore: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Thailand: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Philippines: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Indonesia: My moral code, is that you?
ASEAN:
ASEAN: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my brother SEATO left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Sri Lanka: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Timor Leste: A pet WHAT?!
Papua New Guinea: William Snakespeare.
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ASEAN: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.
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first few quotes are from stupid shit in a discord im on, the rest i either made it up or found it online
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